vaimiri!
!!!!! DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
i was gonna wait until after class to finish these up but lmfao this is my ultimate fea otp so lol
notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies
Who is the most affectionate? tbh vaike i imagine but seeing exactly how miriel’s personality canonically changes when she marries (like in the barracks when she asks why we punch hay) i’d like to imagine when theyre alone miriel like snuggling up to him or otherwise laying all over him like “VAIKE DO DOGS KNOW THAT THEYRE DOGS”
Big spoon/Little spoon? vaike is the big spoon obv
Most common argument? doesn’t laurent say canonically that it’s that vaike can’t pick up after himself or sth?
Favorite non-sexual activity? i bet vaike prides himself as the best gopher ever when miriel and laurent are experimenting on something and because he’s gopher extraordinaire he knows all the names of the tools and such so he thinks hes REALLY HELPING!!!! and miriel and laurent are always like “good job dear” and “thank you father you’re a great help” to make him feel included THIS IS CUTE HELP????
Who is most likely to carry the other? tbh i bet vaike carries her everywhere like he bursts in the mess tent in the morning with miriel half awake in his arms like “WHOS READY FOR A VAIKETASTIC BREAKFAST”
Nicknames? so like i’ve always headcanoned that vaike and sully are the only ones who get to call her “Miri” instead of “Miriel” and sometimes i’d like to think vaike calls her baby because he would but for miriel it’s either “vaike” or “dear” and not much of anything else
Who worries the most? LMAO MIRIEL she fusses over the slightest things meanwhile vaike is the most blithe individual and the world could end and hed be like “lol eh”
Who tops? MIRIEL TOPS. ALWAYS. she tops everything. it doesn’t matter who you are. she will top you. she will top your dog. she will top the lord jesus himself. she will top
Who initiates kisses? tbh i think vaike would do it the most in public but miri would do it the most in private
Who wakes up first? usually miriel has pretty late nights so i’d like to think vaike wakes up first, but she’s a light sleeper so when he gets up she gets up pretty shortly after no matter how quiet he tries to be
Who says I love you first? WELL THATS NOT FAIR BC VAIKE TELLS HER SHES IN LOVE WITH HIM INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND but i guess hes the first one who admits to it idk??? either way i think vaike would first bc miriel has no clue what the fuck she’s doing
