@entityforged ➤ random dialogue prompts ➤ accepting
william said : i’ll sleep on the floor.
his gaze slides past william and fixes on the bed behind him, down to the hard patch of floor at its side, and back to him again. brows quirk, and his blink is slow and disbelieving.
⠀ ⠀❛ should i be offended right now ? i've never had someone this desperate not to sleep with me. ❜
alright, so the bed isn't massive, but it's also the most comfortable thing in this entire apartment. he supposes he could be selfless and take the floor himself, but, well. it's not a trait he ascribes to for a reason.
⠀ ⠀❛ seriously, man, it's fine. i mean, i dunno if you've noticed, but this isn't exactly the ritz. i'm already kind of a shitty host by default. least i can do is not let you sleep on the fuckin' ground. ❜













