Jul 27, 2018
Liriel: You know how kids are, when Eolas was younger he just thought about one thing.
Celysel: Uh... girls?
Eolas: Murder.
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Liriel: You know how kids are, when Eolas was younger he just thought about one thing.
Celysel: Uh... girls?
Eolas: Murder.
(Texting)
Solas: Answer the phone.
Eolas: Give me a minute. I can't find my phone.
Solas: OK.
Solas: You are an awful child. You know you're killing me. You're killing your father, Eolas!
Eolas: Only took you seven minutes to catch on. Well done, Father.
Solas: I don't even know where you came from.
Eolas: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
Calmar: And that will knock him out... even more?
Eolas: That will kill him.
Calmar: Do I have to?
Eolas: Alright, fine, crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
Eolas: Hail Fen'Harel!
Eolas: Rain Fen'Harel.
Eolas: Snow Fen'Harel.
Solas:
Eolas: How do you want your coffee?
Calmar: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Eolas: One cup of milk, please.
Eolas: Remember that all sentences must have a noun, a verb, and the phrase "foolish mortals."
Liriel: I love you the most!
Eolas: Impossible! I love you more!
Liriel: Do you realise what this means?
Eolas: Yes...
Liriel and Eolas: (Start fighting) One of us is a fucking liar!