Incorrect OT4 Quotes

Solas once got forcefully adopted by three Dalish. It's all been downhill ever since. With occasional guest appearances by their puppies/puppies-in-law! (Lahariel and Mahanon belong to @Orodrethsgeek, Liriel belongs to @robotslenderman)

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Lahariel: Hey. Do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You Island and there were no bitches. Solas: Why were you on wanting to fuck me island?

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Liriel: Tell me what you’re majoring in or planning on majoring in

Eolas: Respecting women

Calmar: Batman

Velanril: Minecraft

Celysel: Fucking weed

Eliza: Criminal Justice and Psychology

Tabren: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued in my life

Elnora: Minecraft

Nelani: Minecraft as well

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Liriel: What would you say if I came home one day with ten puppies?

Solas: What's in the box?

Liriel:

Solas: Liriel. What's in the box?

Liriel: I think you know.

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Mahanon: Hello, Liriel. So, how long have you been sleeping with Solas?

Liriel, blanching: What?!

Mahanon: How long have you been sleeping with Solas?

Liriel: That's disgusting and wrong! I don't even get -- why would --? I-I have never had sex... with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have the n-nerve, the audacity... Solas is my friend, technically. And he is terrible -- face-wise. And how -- how -- do I know that frankly you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm! Check and mate.

Mahanon:

Liriel:

Mahanon:

Liriel, sighing: How did you find out?

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Solas: I fixed it!

Mythal: Fixed what?

Solas: Everything!

*Loud explosion in the background*

Mythal:

Solas: Except that.

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Eolas: Hail Fen'Harel!

Eolas: Rain Fen'Harel.

Eolas: Snow Fen'Harel.

Solas:

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Lahariel: Everyone, synchronise your watches.

Mahanon: I don't know how to do that.

Liriel: I don't wear one.

Solas: Time is a construct.

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Mahanon: Lahariel, you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Lahariel: You are my reward, Mahanon.

(Later)

Liriel: Lahariel, you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Lahariel: Damn right I do, you can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.

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Mahanon: Oh my god, Liriel, you have a crush on Solas!

Liriel: What? No, I don't!

Mahanon: What do bees make?

Liriel: Honey?

Lahariel, walking in: Hanon, you're doing it wrong.

Lahariel: *Kicks Liriel in the shin*

Liriel: OW, YOU RAT BASTARD -

Solas: Yes? What do you want?

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Mahanon: Why are you being so nice to Solas all of a sudden?

Liriel: Because I'm a good person, a beautiful ray of sunshine, and I'm polite and nice to everyone.

Mahanon: you're in love with him aren't you

Liriel: yeah okay I'm in love with him

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Liriel: *offended* What kind of monster do you think I am?

Solas: Shapeshifter.

Lahariel: Swamp demon.

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Solas: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Mahanon: No offence, Solas, but if you made an omelette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken plates, a cooker in flames and an unconscious chef.

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Mahanon: You know what? I think we're gonna be friends:

Solas:

Mahanon: *Intense kazooing*

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Solas: I really hate it when Liriel rubs her hands together. What the fuck are you planning, you little asshole? You have a life span of like three days.

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Solas: Okay, here's a scenario. You pull a car over for speeding. It's your brother. How do you handle the situation?

Liriel: Well, first I'd be like, "Seheron, you're alive? What the hell?"

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Solas: What do you want from me?

Liriel: *Eats kit-kat incorrectly*

Solas: Please... just stop. I'll tell you anything.

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Solas: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Mahanon: It's a hug! I am hugging you.