#ep 2.04

[gregormortis]

I think I got to the Halloween episode at the perfect time lol

[captainbellchabod]

a decent amount of good i guess. he got himself out of that situation. AND YES OUR FEARLESS FLAWLESS QUEEN ABBIE. ALL HAIL. no more stealing kids for you, pied piper.

eugh. henry. please don't turn irving into a horseman. isn't this blackmailing, henry????? you're despicable. don't fall for his tricks irving!! aughhh please please please irving don't. D: NOW YOU REALIZE THAT YOU SIGNED IN BLOOD THAT HE TOOK YOUR SOUL??? augh poor guy D:

what. sadistic larceny. oh ichabod. ICHABOD YOUR FACe. AHH ABBIE WIPING THE CREAM OFF HIS FACE. AHH HOW TERRIBLY DOMESTIC. i love it. oh god did ichabod really chug all that. wow. 

nick. hi. what you doing. who is that? what is going on. is the buyer moloch? i see hands. BUT WHOSE. human moloch? HESSIAN TATTOO?? who is it?? i think it's human moloch. oh it's henry. booo. i got excited. why is he crushing the bone flute?? DON'T TASTE THAT.  WHAT. DON'T CUT OFF THERE.

what is going on in this damn show. 

[captainbellchabod]

what on earth is happening? did the pied piper attack them? oh it's a sickness. o__o OH NO THE MOM IS GOING TO DO THE THING. 

omg abbie willingly gave ichabod her keys. omg. ICHABOD DRIVING. he has come so far. *wipes away lone tear*

MAMA LANCASTER STOP. this is gonna mess your daughter up so much dude. yep i don't think the daughter will forget how her mom tried to sacrifice her to a demon ninja assassin. 

SPEAKING OF. damn it's fast. GO AFTER IT ICHABOD. yes good. ah yes the noise canceling earbuds appear smart thinking sir. AND JUST LIKE THAT THEY GET KNOCKED OUT HIS HIS EARS. WHAT GOOD ARE YOU TO THE WORLD, SIR. 

[captainbellchabod]

good grief this pied piper is like a ninja. did nick call ichabod shakespeare?? look at them planting bombs like bffs. aaaaaaand they're out! aww yeahh. DO YOU BELIEVE NOW, NICKY BOY?! gfdi nick. AHAHA YES ABBIE. BREAK THAT FLUTE. and look at ichabod being all proud of her. 

MOTHER DAUGHTER REUINIIIOOOOOOONNNNN~ oh hi there dad. ..... there's something fishy about the mom i think? :T 

hehe look at ichabbie walking into the archives all badass. PFFT ICHABOD AND THOSE NOISE CANCELING EARBUDS. AHAHAHAHA. look at him being amazed by technology. i love it. oooh there WAS something fishy about the mom!! "if you would perform the logging ceremony" omg ichabod. you're priceless. 

look at all these missing lancaster girls. oh no. o h n o . D:

THE MOM BETTER NOT DO WHAT I THINK SHE'S GONNA DO.  

[captainbellchabod]

did nick really call ichabod 'pride & prejudice'?? ichabod would NEVER be darcy. N E V E R. ... or could he? o__o now there's a puzzle, since tom mison played bingley in 'lost in austen'.. hmmm.... oooh a plague on the lancaster family. ... i can't get over the fact that the pied piper is an assassin. it's hilarious. ... oh daniel. why. balls to you, sir. FREAKY MUD WATER ZOMBIE PIED PIPER. NO. 

hehehe abbie bribing nick with the bone flute. and there's ichabod all like "lieutenant nooo". HAHA. "when do we leave?" ICHABOD'S EXPRESSION. nick vs ichabod never fails to amuse me.

HI IRVING. BB YOU AIN'T LOOKING TOO GOOD... is this a dream sequence? o__o what is happening?? HE HAS DEMON EYES?! why didn't he get a horse like war and headless?? that's not fair. AT LEAST GIVE HIM A HORSE.

more trippy walking through the woods. ughh i want nick to BELIEVE. WHAT IS THAT IN THE GROUND! THE ENTRANCE TO HELL? or just a basement? oh abbie you fearless queen you. 

something is gonna pop out in that tunnel i feel it. BONES BE EVERYWHERE. ahhh it's the girl!! still breathing too that's good. OH SWEET LORD NICK WHAT IS THAT YOU FOUND? MEAT? OF THE HUMAN VARIETY?!?! i may have watched the walking dead s5 premiere the other day

NICK VS PIED PIPER GOOO (FUCKING BELIEVE)

[captainbellchabod]

bahaha ichabod still has to sneak around. oh this is the betsy ross part. ayy ichabod =_= now i need a scene where ichabod plays his flute. omg. and the cello. ichabod should become a youtube artist and do song covers. yes. you have a shining future ahead of you, sir. .... the pied piper was an assassin? good grief. A SUMMONING SPELL. ACCIO? the pied piper is a wizard. yep. 

ichabod look at you being all modern, recording stuf on your phone. EARBUDS. BAHAHA. dawhkfjrag why is ichabbie so cute. woooh trippy walk in the woods. WHAT IS THIS BACK AGAINST TREE AND HE AT HER LEVEL BUSINESS. #dead. and now THE HUNT BEGINS and what the hell nick??? 

[captainbellchabod]

doop shoop doop time to find a missing child. awww abbie. AWWW ABBIE. she knows the mom :O AWWWWWWW. 

ichabod. what. whatchu doing there, sir. wow he has beef with lancaster also? WAS THERE ANYONE YOU GOT ALONG WITH, ICHABOD? pfft worst b&e ever, ichabod.  

is that blood on that tree? YES IT IS. did the girl die? what is happening? ARE THOSE SPIKES IN THOSE WOODS? oh just jagged trunks. BONE? CANNIBALS. oh it's a flute. what. no. ichabod WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT THING HAS BEEN ON THE GROUND GOD KNOWS HOW LONG. good grief. think of all the germs. watch him get sic- ABBIE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU?? ICHABOD NOTICE HER. GOOD LORD YOU PERSON. ABBIE NOOOO. WHERE YOU GOING?! good you stopped her. that's what happens when you play strange bone instruments left in the dirt for ages.

pied piper? lovely. 

[captainbellchabod]

AYYY HERE COMES EPISODE 4

okay is this another freaky deeky haunted house? oh, no? CREEPY CHILD. NO. THIS IS THAT PIED PIPER SHIT ISN'T IT? little girl you gonna be dead. 

ichabod. hi. gg monologuing. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG ICHABOD IN A CAR. BEST MONOLOGUE EVER. ooh he's been practicing with jenny? LOL. the odometer doesn't lie, ichabod. pfffft. yep, ichabod should definitely be in the next fast and furious movie. 

WHAT IS THIS. A HEARTFELT ICHABBIE MOMENT RIGHT AFTER THAT DRIVING SCENE?!?!? GRACE ABIGAIL MILLS RGLAKERGA. FUCKING DAMMIT ICHABOD. ABBIEEEe. AUGH. IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN FIVE MINUTES YET. JFC. THESE TWO NEED TO STOP BEING ADORABLE. 

did abbie just call him rickabobby? *dead*