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every cr1 fan at that artagan reveal:
Valentina: *replaying in her mind what they did the night before*
“I have no daughter.”
Critical Role Quotes and Funny Moments (88/?)
Grog’s Flirt Attempt: Waitress: “Your turkey legs should be ready in the next – oh, whenever they’re ready, I guess.” Grog: “Oh you are too kind. And a beauty to boot. By the way, do you happen to have - We’ve have just come back from a very intense battle – do you happen to have a needle and thread?” Waitress: “Why, whatever for?” Grog: “My darling, it’s because I’m so ripped.” Waitress [letting Grog off]: “Your words are sweet and flowery, but I think I may be a little old for you, sonny.” Marisha: “Roll for restraining order.”
Taryon [after his first hook-up]: “I didn’t really know what I was doing, but she guided me, sometimes by force. But she was also gentle sometimes, and I get it now. I see the appeal. I understand. Women are soft and tender and ... they are not for me. I mean, there are so many holes, and you don’t know which one is the right one.” bonus: Grog: “Should we go get tattoos or get you a new haircut or something to commemorate this?” Taryon: “No. My body is a temple and I wouldn’t sully it like that.” Pike: “Let’s get back. Did you get to sleep at all? Do you need sleep?” Taryon: “When she was finished with me, she let me curl into a ball.” Grog: “Did you cast Sanctuary?”
Taryon: “There was a valley between her pecs – her breasts, I guess? And there was a nice little resting place right there that I laid my head for the night, and she draped her arms over me and they were like big sweaty blankets. And I needed to get up to pee in the middle of the night, but I couldn’t, so I just held it.” Liam [dying from laughter]: “Mercy, mercy, mercy!” Taryon: “It was like being attacked by a bear. ... Have you seen The Departed?” Matt: “I’ve actually been privy to this exact conversation with a few guys who found out the same with in high school. ‘Nope. Not for me.’ Oh my god. That’s amazing.”
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