Critical Role Quotes and Memorable Moments - Campaign 2 (74/?)
Sam: “Do I not have darkvision?” Travis: “I think you did.” Marisha: “I think that goblins did.” Matt: “Not as a halfling.” Sam: “Whoa! I didn't know they made characters that didn't have darkvision.”
[After having discovered a 12-foot arachnid creature between the stalagmites] Travis: [nervously chucking]: "Twelve feet across? That's a big boi."
DM: “As it does, immediately you see all these ice entities seem to shiver and quiff - quiver at the immediate reaction, you know what I mean!” Sam: "Queef?” Matt: “Quiff! You know, quiff! It's been a long day.” Liam: “Too dry in here for that.” Matt: “Indeed. Too cold in here for that! Quiver and shift to the proximity of the fire.” Marisha: “The shivering queef! [giggles]” Sam: "You're a child, Marisha. A child.” Liam: “That's the Big Bad. That's the Big Bad.” Later on: Sam: “Quiff of the week!”
Taliesin: “I am sitting up there. God, what can I do? There's nothing I can, I'm too weak to go down there.” Sam, then Laura: “Heal thyself!“
[Fighting the black oozes] Sam: “Worst foam party ever.”
Lucien: "My apologies, you've arrived early. I was hoping to tidy up a bit. [As Matt] And that's where we'll end tonight's episode.” Sam: “That is what we call in the business a quiff hanger.”
