Critical Role Quotes and Memorable Moments - Campaign 2 (83/?)
Matt: “[The Tomb Takers are] a little ways off to the western side.” Fjord: “High ground, below us. Lots of snow on this cliff face.” Marisha: “Ooh, ooh, ooh, yes. Let's Mulan them.” Matt: “You hear this explosion. And you guys watch as something gets thrown.” Marisha: “They're Mulan-ing us!” Sam: “They're Mulan-ing us?!”
Sam: “What evidence did you see, Essek?” Essek: "'Similar symbols.' And you see he rolls his fingers and you see the-- He sends a very simple Minor Illusion of the dodecahedron, the beacon." Sam: “Counterspell.”
Essek: “This is good cocoa, thank you.” Fjord: “It’s poisoned.” Jester: “I sprinkled the dust of deliciousness into that.” Veth: “And I put sovereign glue in it.” Caduceus: “And absinthe. And yogurt.”
Laura: “I got a fuckton of chuckle dust and oops-stones though.” Matt: “Hell yeah. Look out Lucien!”
Fjord: “Maybe some of us should stay while the others go.” Veth: “Shut your fucking mouth, that's stupid.”
Jester: “Just get something from here so we have something from here [to return to Eiselcross]” Caleb: "Bring him some snowballs." Jester: "Yeah, yeah." Veth: "They might melt." Caleb: "They will melt." Jester: "Yeah, but not instantly." Veth: "Fjord, could you make a snowball last a little bit longer?" Fjord: "I don't think so, unfortunately." Veth: "You melted 30 feet of snow, you can't make a snowball fucking last an hour? Jesus." Matt: "What use are you?” Fjord: "I'm not sure. […] I could add some snow to it. It wouldn't last longer." Veth: “No, it's fine, it's fine. I'll do it with my cantrip, Shape Water. It’s the easiest fucking spell I know. I can make a snowball and make it last an hour. Fuck you." Travis: “I thought we were really taking strides in this relationship.” Laura: “The most one-sided argument.”
Fjord: “Caduceus, you have an eye that's appeared on your cheek.” Caduceus: “Really? “ Fjord: “No.” Veth: “It's the letter I.” Beau: “Oh, sorry, that was some ink. I got excited.” Fjord: “You're perfect without it.” Caduceus: “I'm going to remember you said that. It's going to come back to haunt you one day. You will not expect it. I have siblings. I know how to get my revenge when I need to.” Travis: “Is that a threat from Caduceus?” Taliesin: “Oh yeah.” Beau: “He said 'shit' earlier.” Sam: “Whoa!” Fjord: “He did. It's taking a toll.” Beau: “I know. He's been with us for too long. “ Jester: “You said 'shit' earlier?” Fjord: “You gave me this brooch. You would never damage this brooch.” Caduceus: “No, the brooch will be fine. I love you like family.” Fjord: “Oh, that's not comforting.” Caduceus: “You're in such trouble.”
Laura [laughing at Sam out of the blue]: “Your mustache!” Sam: “I love it when a woman I respect just laughs at me for no reason.”
