#epiceyeroll

[alialorae]

Singing an #originalsong I wrote when I was in high school (it switches between English and French, and is about murder, duh) while rolling my eyes like an adorable maniac. @prettygirlsdoingeyetricks @onlywomanwhiteeyes @crosseyes.ahegao #eyeroll #epiceyeroll #eyetricks #singing #french #operatic #weirdo #weirdgirl #creepygirl #creepygirlsdoitbetter #gothgirl #gothic #alialorae #adorablemaniac https://www.instagram.com/p/B348SAup4El/?igshid=ybe02jnfd3ao

[alialorae]

Happy Continuous Halloween! Let’s roll our eyeballs until they fall out of their sockets, shall we? @prettygirlsdoingeyetricks @onlywomanwhiteeyes @therealdealwhiteeyesofinsta @caretasdemenina @crosseyes.ahegao #eyeroll #epiceyeroll #eyetricks #tophat #oculophilia #bigeyes #creepygirls #creepygirlsdoitbetter #weirdosunite #weirdgirl #alialorae https://www.instagram.com/p/B4VqCPxJX28/?igshid=88kbzzz3j9iy

[alialorae]

MORE serial killer dreams. What does it mean, y’all? @prettygirlsdoingeyetricks @onlywomanwhiteeyes @crosseyes.ahegao @crosseyed_duckfaces @therealdealwhiteeyesofinsta #eyeroll #epiceyeroll #bigeyes #googlyeyes #weirdgirl #creepygirl #creepygirlsdoitbetter #blackandwhite #oldfilm #serialkiller #weirddreams #alialorae https://www.instagram.com/p/B2zQjP1nuu3/?igshid=1p3pxrd769egv

[prinshowingup-blog]

Epic Eye Roll

Yesterday on my way to crossfit I had the this adorable little exchange with my younger sister. For the record I was wearing spangled devil horns and matching tail while she refused to put on any sort of shiny Halloween attire.

Sister: You are so not a girl. Me: haha. how do you mean? Sister: I mean, I go to zumba, and you go to crossfit! Me: uhhhhhhhh like 70% of my gym is girls...

Seriously, people who don't crossfit have the strangest ideas about it and what it means, especially for women and feminity.  All I can do is roll my eyes (which I am very skilled at, its practically my superpower)

[thejokersblues]

Everyone vents to me, who do I vent to? Sorry, tumblr =( 

Mom, you really need to stop crying everyday

****, you really need to stop texting me how great your life is under the guise of how stressful it is to balance going out all the time and having a fabulous job. 

****, you really need to stop being a moody cockbag.

**** and ***, you both really need to stop lying to me.

****, you really need to stop pretending that you care about me when really you just wanna talk about yourself for countless hours. 

****, you really need to stop texting me if it's only when you need someone's shoulder to cry on.

*****, you really need to stop embarassing me as well as yourself on facebook. You narcissistic winge ass. 

****, you really need to stop judging me.

*** and ****, you really need to stop texting me cause you're bored and want drugs.

Note to myself; I really need to move the fuck out of this city.