As some of you know from facebook, Lasik didn't go well. I panicked too much and the doctor was like okay no. Come back on Monday and learn about EpiLasik. It's less scary.
So today I did that. And Thursday I'm getting it done. I feel better. EpiLasik takes longer recovery time, but they don't cut open your eyes like Lasik does. So instead of focusing on scaryness, I want to focus on thinking I am going to do this. I can do this. I will have a better attitude.
I've been promoted to Demerol for EpiLasik. Now I'll be able to sing "Morphine" by Michael Jackson whenever I take my medicine. ♫ Demerol, demerol, oh, god, he's taking Demerol♪