Aug 5, 2023
Eevees are a strange Pokémon, yknow? No matter how hard you try to keep this guy's genes unscrambled, it seems to find a way to evolve into some weird new thing with a totally different type!
Luckily, science has helped us figure out a new evolution that helps it retain its normal typing.
The average, domesticated Eevee needs to only be kept nearby its owner and given no stimulus - positive or negative, to turn into EPITOMEVEE!
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.... Just, uh, don't worry about the fact that it cries like a person or learnt how to copy how you say 'hello' Please don't think about it too much.
Here are Variants of Epitomevee, dependent on the protagonist you picked.