My mind went straight to the gutter
Me: You wear really tiny little pants. How big are the pockets?
Jon : ha.well i can fit my big ass phone + otter box in there. so...pretty decent sized
Me: in the front pockets?
Jon: yep
Me: fucking. theres no excuse for womens pants then.women pants always have TINY FUCKING POCKETS
Jon: you put everything in your purses tho
Me: I dont want to have to carry a purse tho ;_;
Jon: but you GET TO
Me:i just want equal rights. i want equal pockets.
Jon: i have to shove everything in my life, into a little leather book, which i then fold in half. and sit on. all day.










