[08:02] -- curmudgeonsTemper [CT] began messaging gadaboutTemerarian [GT] at 20:02 --
[08:02] CT: D --> You are Jake correct
[08:03] GT: That would be me!
[08:03] CT: D --> You were the one who fought with Nepeta against a beast, right
[08:05] GT: Yes that crazy horsemonster!
[08:06] GT: Wouldnt want to run into one of those again, not that i couldnt take care of it this time.
[08:08] CT: D --> Well I must thank you for assistance in dealing with such a beast
[08:08] GT: Youre most welcome, uh...you seem to know me but i havent the foggiest notion who you are?
[08:09] CT: D --> E%cuse my rudeness, I am Equius
[08:10] CT: D --> And I am talking to you to give my thanks
[08:11] CT: D --> But to also asess you
[08:11] CT: D --> She has said you are her friend
[08:13] CT: D --> And I must make sure you are not a bad influence on Nepeta
[08:13] GT: Er, um, i dont think ive got too bad of thoughts?
[08:14] GT: Im a good adventurer and my movies choices are spectacular.
[08:14] GT: Why is such an assessment happening...???
[08:15] CT: D --> I must make sure you are not teaching Nepeta any 100d practices
[08:15] CT: D --> And become a bad influence upon her
[08:17] GT: Im not sure id do anything like that???
[08:18] GT: I mean ill keep my thoughts to myself if thats what you mean!
[08:18] GT: Not that my thoughts are going anywhere.
[08:18] GT: Wait, this is sounding bad, agh.
[08:18] CT: D --> Not just thoughts
[08:18] CT: D --> And crude and rude practices she should not be learning
[08:22] GT: Im not sure i follow that one.
[08:22] GT: Thats a pretty vague description.
[08:23] CT: D --> Anything that is unbecoming and beneath someone like her
[08:26] CT: D --> I do not know how I can make it more clear
[08:27] CT: D --> I do not want her to pick up any bad behavior
[08:27] GT: Well what do you define as bad behavior?
[08:27] GT: I mean i roughneck it a lot and i think itd be quite fun to take her along sometime!
[08:27] GT: We could make a huge group out of it.
[08:31] CT: D --> Do you participate in unnecessary violence
[08:31] GT: Uh, how much is unnecessary?
[08:31] GT: I mean theres a lot of danger!
[08:32] GT: But what adventure wouldnt be fun without some pressure?
[08:32] CT: D --> I mean for defence is a%ceptable
[08:32] CT: D --> But violence for no reason is not appropriate
[08:33] GT: Uh, i dont think i hurt anything on purpose???
[08:33] GT: Unless theres a scrumb to be had.
[08:33] GT: A test of wits and fists.
[08:33] GT: Fisticuffs of course!
[08:35] CT: D --> But must you resort to violence to subdue a loathsome cur
[08:38] GT: Unless were down to serious business, but usually its for kicks.
[08:41] CT: D --> Then I do not approve of that, fighting for no reason, unless you do his to train yoyur skills
[08:41] GT: Well yeah, theres that.
[08:42] GT: But to let loose with a friend is definitely enjoyable!
[08:43] CT: D --> I do not agree
[08:44] GT: Well, um, thats okay!
[08:44] GT: I still like it.
[08:44] GT: Doesnt exactly mean you have to, even though youre kinda missing out.
[08:45] CT: D --> That deplorable act is e%ceptionally 100d
[08:46] GT: I dont think it is!
[08:47] CT: D --> It is so, you will agree
[08:48] GT: And it definitely isnt.
[08:48] GT: Its friggin awesome.
[08:50] CT: D --> But such behavior is most unbecoming and is common in only rapscallions
[08:51] GT: Uh, were not royalty!
[08:51] GT: At least i dont think i am!
[08:51] GT: Is there somethin you know i dont? Hah.
[08:51] CT: D --> What, no
[08:52] CT: D --> Only loathsome curs practice what you are implying
[08:52] GT: What a rude fellow you are.
[08:53] GT: Only the most capable of people indulge in fisticuffs!
[08:53] CT: D --> That is incorrect
[08:54] GT: It is complete fact.
[08:54] CT: D --> I am not rude, but the practices you have are most inappropriate
[08:55] GT: They are completely appropriate.
[08:56] GT: Heck, theyre more than appropriate!
[08:57] CT: D --> No, that is opposite to a%ceptable behavior
[08:58] GT: How do you know whats appropriate and whats not???
[09:00] CT: D --> Through tradition and what has been deemed a%ceptable as proper behavior
[09:01] GT: What a load of baloney.
[09:01] GT: Fisticuffs is great.
[09:01] GT: And EXTREMELY acceptable.
[09:01] CT: D --> No, it is not a load of your human bologna
[09:02] GT: It is a whole package of it.
[09:02] CT: D --> It is what's right
[09:03] GT: There is so much baloney to feed a small nation.
[09:03] CT: D --> I will not hear neigh more of this disrespectful banter
[09:04] GT: Good! We agree that im right then.
[09:04] CT: D --> You are e%tremely wrong
[09:04] GT: I am extremely right.
[09:04] GT: Gadzooks the level of right i am has exceeded the building!
[09:05] CT: D --> That is not even a proper rebuttal
[09:05] GT: It was a perfectly fine rebuttal.
[09:05] GT: Youve just got your knickers in a twist about being wrong.
[09:06] CT: D --> No, I am not
[09:06] CT: D --> And i do not want Nepeta to be friends with someone as rude and disrespectful as you
[09:07] GT: You just cant tell someone to stop being friends with someone.
[09:07] GT: If miss leijon enjoys my company shes more than welcome here.
[09:08] CT: D --> No, I command you to stay away from her
[09:08] CT: D --> SHe is above your rude fisticuffs
[09:09] GT: If nepeta wants to have fisticuffs she can!!
[09:09] CT: D --> No she will not
[09:10] GT: If she doesnt want to, thats okay.
[09:10] GT: But if she does i will welcome her with open arms.
[09:10] GT: Because fisticuffs is a smashing sport, amazing and much better than you.
[09:11] GT: Youre so suffocating, i feel strangled and im not even your friend!
[09:12] CT: D --> I am her moirail
[09:12] CT: D --> I 100ks out for her well being and make sure she does not practice any 100d or unbecoming behavior
[09:13] GT: What if she wants to try something new???
[09:16] CT: D --> Then I will asses it as I have done for you
[09:16] GT: Agh, what if she wants to do it BY HERSELF?
[09:17] GT: Be her own troll woman or something.
[09:17] GT: Break the kitchen standard or some internet meme roxys told me about.
[09:17] CT: D --> She can as long as it is not 100d or too dangerous
[09:18] GT: That turns that idea completely on its metaphorical head.
[09:18] GT: I mean, ive heard about watching out for someone but this is ridiculous!
[09:19] GT: Let her do something a little dangerous for once1
[09:19] GT: Live a little!
[09:19] CT: D --> How is it ridiculous to watch out for another’s well being
[09:20] GT: It isnt, but theres a point where you have to let a person breathe.
[09:23] GT: This seems to be a pointless conversation.
[09:24] CT: D --> It is I suppose
[09:24] GT: Shall we walk away like gentlemen?
[09:24] CT: D --> Yes, that would be best
[09:25] GT: I STILL think fisticuffs is appropriate, but well leave it be.
[09:26] CT: D --> I still think it is not
[09:26] CT: D --> BUt fine
[09:28] GT: ...goodbye then.
[09:29] CT: D --> I have talked with Nepeta
[09:30] CT: D --> And we have settled on a compromise
[09:31] CT: D --> You can be friends as long as Jane or Ro%y is present
[09:32] GT: That hardly seems logical.
[09:32] GT: Im a trustworthy individual.
[09:34] CT: D --> I do not want her to pick up any of your bad habits
[09:34] CT: D --> They will make sure this is done in my absence
[09:35] GT: You can even ask jane or roxy!!!
[09:35] GT: Agh, this is blasphemous.
[09:35] GT: Both of my friends know im fine.
[09:35] CT: D --> No, it is our compromise
[09:36] GT: I dont see why we need one!
[09:38] CT: D --> So that I am satisfied that she is not picking up any innapropriate habits from you
[09:38] GT: This again...
[09:39] GT: Look, nepeta and myself are just good chums.
[09:39] GT: And if she so happens to like fisticuffs there is nothing you can do about it.
[09:39] GT: If not, well then, whatever.
[09:39] CT: D --> No, this is how it will be
[09:39] GT: Whats stopping nepeta from just hanging out with me without jane or roxy???
[09:40] CT: D --> I trust she will be true to her word
[09:40] GT: You made her promise?
[09:41] GT: Keep your bodyguards.
[09:41] CT: D --> They are not bodyguards
[09:41] CT: D --> They are humans that I can trust to keep everything civil
[09:42] GT: Bodyguards of friendship.
[09:43] GT: Civil, yes, fine.
[09:46] GT: I hope THEN youll see this is pure blasphemy to keep a watchful eye on us.
[09:51] CT: D --> We shall see
[09:51] CT: D --> But for now this is the way it shall be e%pected to go
[09:52] GT: Well see about that.
[09:52] GT: Ive nothing more to say.
[09:55] CT: D --> Fine then, if that is what you wish
[09:55] GT: It is, goodbye.
[09:56] CT: D --> Goodbye
[09:56] -- curmudgeonsTemper [CT] stopped messaging gadaboutTemerarian [GT] at 21:56 --