a cloudy day at the beach is still a day at the beach! (at Gooseberry Island)
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a cloudy day at the beach is still a day at the beach! (at Gooseberry Island)
Never give up on each other. Even when you want to quit because you can’t stand each other, you talk about it and you keep going. That’s it. That’s all you have to do. Keep going.
Patient 10&14, You’ve been married 64 years, what’s the secret to a long marriage?
1. I haven’t seen you in three days. You think you can just walk up here with that smile and charm and everything will be fine?“ “I really came to say hey, but is everything fine?” “Yeah, I missed you and your stupid smile.” 2. “He’s been arrested for aggressive behavior many times, aren’t you afraid he’s going to attack you?” “No, but do you think I’ll get to go home early if I’m attacked?” “…that’s a different way of looking at it, I guess.” “So, that’s a no?” 3. “Sir, I don’t speak German” “You don’t? May I ask a personal question?” “Sure.” “Are you married?” “No, I’m not married.” “Do you have a boyfriend?” “No…” “Well, you do now and it’s moi.” “We can be anything you want as long as you stay in this bed.” “I like you. We have a deal?” “Until we move you to the unit then we have to breakup.” “Deal.” 4. P: “Let me hold your hand, you are very beautiful.” T: “Oh…thank you?” S: “This is about to get wildly inappropriate. Why does everyone always flirt with you, why are you like this?!” 5. “What did you do to make him throw a phone and food tray at you?” “My general presence and existence has that affect sometimes” 6. “Scream if you need me” 7. “This ain’t petroleum jelly, this is sex jelly and I put it all over my lips! 8. “Are you an artist?” “No?” “Well, you should be! I expect you to draw me a face by the end of the night.” 9. “Well, well, well, there’s trouble and look whose here…” “Yeah, it seems suspicious there’s always trouble when you’re around.” 10. “You’ll kiss me, but you won’t share a straw with me?!” “Can you say it a little louder so the entire lobby hears you?” “I don’t care who hears me, I’m mad at you! This is me being mad…at you!
Welcome to the ED
diagnosis: acute gronkitis
treatment: @tombrady and the @patriots winning @atlsuperbowl53
forever grateful to be surrounded by so many wonderful and thoughtful cuties that i get to call my friends.
and for @foolsaywat being the best one of all. thank you for convincing all my favorite people to lie to me so you could pull off the best surprise party, of all time. ever. i love you! (at Hopewell Bar & Kitchen)
happy valentines to my partner in crime @emily_mae96 (for helping little humans feel better) and @g_rehn44 for making me feel hoppy
professional up top, party down below
twas the night before christmas and all through the bi, not a creature was stirring, not even an etoh'er