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FUCK THE POLL!!!! I DRAW WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Meanwhile, at Liplocks secret supervillain hideout..."

(don't ask me, it was voted by my dear YT audience 💀)

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Alastor: Oh Adam! I found something at the clothing store I think you’ll like!

Adam: *looks over at Alastor skeptically* Oh yeah? Not trying to get me in a pinstripe suit again are ya?

Alastor: As handsome as you were in that, I know it’s not “your style.” But I found a tee-shirt that was just your size!

Adam: Okay I’ll put it on. *takes his shirt off and pulls the one Alastor bought him, even having holes for his wings.*

Alastor: *beaming* Oh you looked fabulous!

Adam: *looks at the sleeves* Not bad. Not bad at — *freezes when he sees what’s on his shirt*

Adam: *flustered* MEGA MILK?! What does that mean?!

Alastor: *laughing* Well you are a bit swollen in the teet area and well…you’re lactating more than I did when I had Evelyn.

Adam: The only milk that’s mega about me is the one that comes out of my—

Alastor: SAVE THAT LANGUAGE FOR THE BEDROOM!!!

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