#erasermic memes

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Mic: Aizawa & I shared an apartment in college. Mic: And My dates always seemed to stand me up!! Mic: That is, until I realized Aizawa would answer the door as I was gettin ready.... Mic: Once I made that connection, I cracked my bedroom door open just a smidge & spied on him! Mic: He pretended to be my angry husband!! Mic: And he threatened to launch cats at my date until they left!!! Mic: When that didn't work he'd activate his quirk...ya'know floating hair...red eyes..& claim to be the spawn of satan to spook 'em... Mic: That's when I suspected he MIGHT have a little crush on me...

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Did you mean: Aizawa and Present Mic?

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Mic: Dang it! There's an article I wanna show you but I didn't bookmark it! Mic: WAIT- I'll just check my search history-duh! Mic: *freezes* Aizawa: *looking over Mic's shoulder* hizashi... Mic:... Aizawa: HIZASHI! Aizawa: Did you watch a video...called top 100... hottest Eraserhead moments!!!!??? Mic:.......I uh.. Aizawa: Hizashi! That's your Youtube channel!!! DID YOU MAKE THAT VIDEO!!??? Mic:.............UM. Aizawa: HIZASHI!!! WHY DID YOU JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!! IT WASN'T EVEN OPEN!!! Aizawa: GET OFF THAT TRUCK HAZASHI! Aizawa: Get away from the Highway!!! Aizawa:You can't leave town!!!

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Mic & Aizawa eat a bucket of fried chicken on the UA rooftop: Mic: *mouth full of food* Sure is nice up here! Mic: Look! Here comes Bakugo! Think I can bean 'em on the head with a chicken bone?? Aizawa: *crumch crunch* go for it. Bakugo: OWW!! WHO THE HELL THREW THIS???!!DEKU!? Mic & Aizawa: **muffled laughter** Bakugo: *stomps off* Aizawa: Ohhh there's Mina, I got this. Mina: AAH! Is it...raining B O N E S???!! Mic& Aizawa: *silently cackling* Mina: *scampers off* Mic: Annnd along comes Tokoyami! Aizawa: No don't! He'll use--- **BONK** Mic: UHOH!...I mean hiii there Dark Shadow!!! Mic: You..uh want some fired chike--...ohhhhh- Mic: Heh...nice birdy...? Mic: *whispers* Sho, help me out!!!! *roof door closes* Mic: SHOTAAAAA!!! *Muffled screams can be heard throughout the campus*

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Happy Hallo-WEEN Listeners! Get It???

Wishing y'all very happy, spooky, & silly Hallo-ween!! 🎃🎃🎃

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Nedzu: Now Mic will read us the letter to AllMight.

Mic: **AHEM** *shifts nervously*

Mic: Dear AllMight, Your hair looks like a golden wheat field in a hurricane...

Mic: Your eyes are like 2 Froot Loops sitting at the bottom of a dark bowl....

Mic: Your figure, both small and large, is very perplexing. How does it do that???

Sincerely, GIRL HELP!

Midnight: What the........ ???

Nedzu: UM...Mic...what happened to the L.O.V letter, the letter from the League of Villains??

Mic: I-I thought that was a TYPO??

Mic: I thought you wanted me to read a LOVE LETTER to AllMight??? *rubs eyes in embarrassment*

Aizawa: *through gritted teeth* So Hizashi...where did this letter come from???

Mic: I ..couldn't find one so I just made it up!!!

Midnight: *falls from chair, cackling*

AllMight: While I'm touched, Yamada, does that even count as a love letter??

Aizawa: *packs up his things.* NO NO IT DOES NOT.

*storms out*

Midnight: Somebody's touchy

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Mic & Aizawa as random screencaps