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Welcome Back to "Hey I don't have a date for this thing i have this weekend.... are... are you busy?"

Today's "Treasure" is: +1 Breastplate

"Wearing this "Plus One" garment allows you to bring one additional person to a wedding or any other similar occasion.

AC bonus from Dexterity limited to a +2

Medium Armor"

THANK THE GOD!S!!! Marta's bitch ass fiance said I couldn't bring Ballimund with me this weekend and I REFUSE to go spend time with his family WITHOUT someone to pull me out of convos there. Fuck THAT and FUCK his Nana's Amaranth Loaf, ITS DRY!!!!

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Welcome Back to " ᴴᵉʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵗᵃᶠᶠ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵃ ʷʰᶦʳˡ"

Today's "Treasure" is: Staff of a Mumbling Wizard!

"3- 10 Damage: 1d8 (1d6)+2 Bludgeoning

Main Hand Only

Topple- Weapon Actions

Firebolt?- Evocation Cantrip

'Because it was designed by a compulsive mumbler, this staff can't distinguish between spells, and so can only cast- Fireball or Firebolt at random'"

This is actual not as fun at it seems.

Its even more fun

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Welcome back to "What the fuck did this guy give me?"!!!!!!!

Today's "Treasure" is: Bag of Moulding

"All food that is put into this bag immediately grows mould and spoils."

Yum!!!!!! Don't leave this in your Camp Chest!

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Welcome Back to "He's making his list, He's checking it twice!"

Today's "Treasure" is: Unlucky Thief's Gloves

"Sleight of Hand +2. When the wearer steals anything, a piece of coal appears in their pocket, like a tiny, dusty, condemnation,"

Free stuff AND free coal for the fire??? We stealin and cookin good tonight boys!

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Welcome Back to "Oh actually this might be okay"

Today's "Treasure" is: Mirror of Aging

"This mirror will show yourself as an elderly person- provided you look into it for long enough"

Decades for preference"

A quick hack to make it work faster, Look into it when you get it, forget you have it, find it 40 years later and look again. worked for me. Highly recommend trying.

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Welcome back to "Is.... is it raining? No? Huh..."

Today's "Treasure" is: Reverse Rain Cloak!

"The wearer is perpetually just a little bit damp."

Honestly a good item to get people to leave you alone in public spaces

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Welcome Back to "Is..... is this it?"

Today's "Treasure" is: Lonely Left Boot of Elvenkind

"This is the left boot of the famous magical footwear. Unfortunately, useless without its pair."

Same dude, same. I've been missing my Left Brain for a while and am just not the same without it. I miss sudoku

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Welcome back to "I'm suing for damages!!!!!!!!!!"

Today's "Treasure" is: Definitely a Broom of Flying!

"This magical broom bestows the power of flight to winged beings. Warning: Chickens not included."

This 100% feels like a Fable item and you cannot change my mind. Chicken Chaser take flight.