Lindir!! I've just passed Eredin in the kitchens! Glorfindel is talking to him, he's used Eredin's cocoa without his permission! Eredin does NOT look happy...there's only a bit left...he'll have to wait to get more and- I don't think even Eredin's patience will withstand Glorfindel's "mistake"...
Oh dear- Eredin's holding a toasting fork- my lord, I suggest you make haste-
By the stars, this is a catastrophe of the highest order!!!!!
Eredin’s patience is vast. He is kind, understanding, and slow to anger. But there are sacred things in this world—things one does not touch, not even in jest. And chief among them is Eredin’s cocoa!!!
Glorfindel, that reckless menace, has trespassed upon this most hallowed of territories!! And not merely in some small way—no, he has depleted the supply. There is no telling what consequences this folly shall bring!
A toasting fork, you say? He is already armed?!?!!!? I am on my way!!
Not to stop him, mind you—I would never interfere with righteous justice—but to bear witness, to record history, and perhaps to ensure Eredin does not become an outlaw before he has had breakfast.