#erentitankiller

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the origin story:

we asked my band director if he likes memes because he handed out the note list for the "When Mom Isn't Home" thing to the entire band and had us playing it 90000000 times and he responded enthusiastically with "yeah I like memes!"

so now we know he's a nerd

who likes memes

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Today during lunch:

Austin: *puts a small umbreon plushie on the lunch table* Hey guys look what I got!

The rest of us: Cool.

Teacher: *walks in to the lunch room*

Teacher: *sees us and comes over to our table*

Teacher: Hey guys, how are you-

Teacher: *sees umbreon plushie*

Teacher: *looks at Austin*

Teacher: Why do you have a black pikachu?

The rest of us: ಥ⌣ಥ

Austin: ಠ╭╮ಠ

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I Got Tagged

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

  My Questions:

1. Any regrets in life?

Spending 3 years lusting after a guy who turned out to be asexual (don't get me wrong, the dude's really nice and he and I are buds; I just wish I had known earlier that he had no interest in dating so that I would've been able to move on sooner)

2. Favorite breed of cat?

Siamese Cat (99% of the reason being for that is because of the show "Sagwa" that I watched all the time as a kid)

3. What’s your hobby?

I art

4. If you could change one historic event, what would it be?

9/11, but not for the reason most people would think. There's no denying that after the events of that day the whole 'Muslims = terrorists' mindset began to spread, and I just think that if 9/11 hadn't happened than maybe people nowadays would be slightly less racist towards anyone who comes from the middle east (also stopping 9/11 would save thousands of lives, obviously).

5. Any gods you would kill?

The Christian God, the others are cool

6. If you could summon Cthulhu or any Great Old One, which one?

I'm sorry to say that I don't know about any of them, so I'll just go with the generic Cthulhu

7. If you had to live on an desert island for the rest of your life what would you bring?

A hotel (I can do that, right?)

8. Favorite Pokemon?

Charizard

9. Who was your first crush?

Before the asexual guy I had a crush on a boy who is now a major douchebag/pot head (I have bad taste in guys)

10. Super power?

The power to morph into anything/anyone

11. If you had to sacrifice yourself for someone else, who would it be?

Honestly, my dogs. If it was a choice between one of my family members and one of my dogs I'd save the dog.

Your Questions:::

1. favorite drink?

French Vanilla Cappuccino

2. whats your slutty Halloween costume?

I don't have one, but if I did it'd be a playboy bunny costume

3. what position do you sleep in?

On my side (I don't have a specific side that I sleep on; it changes from night to night)

4. would you live in a subterranean city or a castle in the sky?

Castle in the sky

5. Instrumental or vocals? (answer how you like)

Vocals

6. going out with a group of friends or just one?

Group

7. ultimate relaxation food?

Stouffer's Mac and Cheese

8. is there life out there besides us in this universe? do you think they would like us?

Yes, but I highly doubt they'd like us. I mean we have racism, sexism, homophobia and we rage war on one another constantly. What is there to like about us?

9. something you are looking forward to this week/month/year?

Being a senior in high school

10. how do you like to dance, if at all?

The 'act-out-the-lyrics-of-the-song-while-singing-along' type dancing

11. (final question better be good…. ) one thing you want that is not material? (emotional, relationship, etc..)

A long and healthy relationship

Now for Artistic-Ape's questions >:D

1. If you could make one type of mythical creature (i.e. mermaids, dragons, centaurs, etc.) real, which type would you choose?

2. If you had superpowers would you use them for good or evil?

3. What Hogwarts house do you belong to?

4. If you could have lunch with any three people, alive or dead, who would you choose?

5. Marvel or DC?

6. If your friend needed a kidney transplant and you were a match, would you give them your kidney?

7. If you could live in any book/TV/movie universe, which one would you choose?

8. You have 5 weapons in front of you: A lightsaber, a phaser from Star Trek, Thor's hammer, Green Lantern's ring, and a keyblade. Which one do you choose?

9. What would be the first thing you would do in a zombie apocalypse?

10. Would you rather travel to Middle Earth or Narnia?

11. What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you thus far?

  ( i’d be totally fine if none of you wrote new questions, it was hard to come up with good ones, but it’d make me feel like butterflies if you answered mine :3 )

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sometimes i think about the fact that when i was feeling really sick at friendly's because i'd inadvertently eaten something i was allergic to one of my friends mixed a whole bunch of shit from our table together and drank some of it to try to make me feel better

i mean i threw up in both the friendly's toilet and his toilet but i laughed at his face and he was okay after

friendship.

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i'm getting into this food-insult thing with one of my friends and i'm laughign so hard i can't bREATHE

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post a pic of your tumblr crushes!!!

I have a strong liking for these guys c: hella radical, go check out their blogs! o: P.S. you too Moonshade8 :D

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y'ALL SHOULD GO FOLLOW THIS BITCH BECAUSE HE'S HILARIOUS AND ONE OF THE COOLEST BRASKIS I KNOW

SO GO

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Apologies to people on Mobile

I don't want to even talk to him at school because I'm afraid I'll start swinging. He walked all over her, guilt-tripped her into thinking that their break up was her fault, said that she sided against him in an argument when she didn't, and just generally made her feel like shit.

I don't care if you don't like someone.

I don't give a shit if you want to leave that relationship.

But you don't do it like a passive-agressive asshole who's breaking up with some fuck-buddy they clearly don't want to be with.

You just don't.

You don't toy with people and their emotions like that.

It makes me beyond anger that he did it to my friend and that he was a complete asshole to my girlfriend and lead one of my super-sweet friends on and just.

He's a self-righteous little prick who has no concept of the fact that he can do wrong.

Direct quote from him:

"Haha should I gag on my blood or let it flow? ? How should someone kill me. Im not sure of what I did. My personal revelations? I would rather learn this now than later to be honest."

Let's break this down for a minute.

"Haha should I gag on my blood or let it flow? ? How should someone kill me." I honestly am not that sure about what he's trying to say here. It seems like he's saying that we're out to get him and asking how we think he should die. Which isn't true. At least, from my perspective, he needs to make it up to my friend and at least apologize to her like a decent fucking person.

"Im not sure of what I did." Okay. This part bothers me. He isn't sure of what he did. He literally doesn't know. And the next bit? It's worse. "My personal revelations? I would rather learn this now than later to be honest." He's only just now figuring out that we're angry with him. It's been over a week of us not talking to him, or if we do just getting really angry and getting into arguments with him, purposefully keeping my friend away from him to try to keep her from getting upset, and he's only fucking know figuring out that we aren't happy with him. I get it. He didn't like her like he thought he did. I don't care. But you don't manipulate someone to the point where they oversleep and lose weight because you don't want to be in a romantic relationship with them.

There's a fine line between being a nice person about a break up and giving legitimate reasons for it

and being a complete dickbag and saying that you don't like someone as much as you think that you did and that the break up is their fault.

I'm.

Just.

Saying.