#eret chat

[unfortunate-ceret-fan]

As a big cEret fan and lifelong Californian, I've always thought ccEret living in California made the ferret bit very funny, because ferrets are illegal here lol. You need a special permit to own one, and they only grant those to, like, zoos and educational facilities. It's one of those really weird laws, there's been various pushes to repeal it because all the reasons for it are pretty shaky.

Anyway, imagine that's true on the DSMP too lol. Eret had to keep his ferrets a secret until becoming king and repealing the ferret ban. secret true reason Eret betrayed L'manberg, too many ferrets it was hard to keep hiding them

I couldn't respond when I first saw this but dudeewew IVE BEEN RHIBKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY

PEAK HEADCANON

You made me think about the ferrets so much that I legit drew my ferretsona lmao

So take Unfortunate for your great headcanon (I drew him in the middle of the night) (also theres a doodle of my boi hiding)

Thanks for the excuse to actually draw them!

[theeyoungalabastoralt]

NO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

So I have a head cannon for C!Eret's chat which are ferrets that follow her around and shit.

But I had this magical idea that one-day Eret is just sitting in his throne arms resting on the armrests. But he gets the sudden urge to fucking poke at one the Ferrets that are just fucking KOed on their lap.

But when she pokes them, they don't move. So this singular ferret on his lap as limp AF I mean in that deep sleep when it suddenly hits her like- "Ayo, this mf might be dead!"

So our sweet hearted king like in the midst of a panic hastily scoops the poor thing up and shakes it like:

"Aye! (Sleeping chat members name) Wake up!.... Oh shit they might actually be dead."

But within seconds of them saying that the ferret groggily jerks wake with stanky ass breath as they yawn.

And Eret's like: