#eric darcy

[grimbunnies]

Tybalt: "What are you doing here, Monty? How did you get in here? If you're here to try something, I won't hesitate!"

Mercutio: "Would you shut up? I come under a white flag of truce. We both have something we want: to see a certain relationship come to an end. I think we stand a better chance of making that happen if we work together."

Tybalt: "If you think I have the power to sway my sister, you're mistaken. She has no respect for me."

Mercutio: "Shocking... but I actually don't think your sister is the weak link we need to be targeting..."

Tybalt: "To see an end to this relationship, you intend to 'target' your own brother? I didn't know you had it in you, Monty. I'm intrigued. Give me your pitch."

[grimbunnies]

Consort: "Well? Who is it?"

Tybalt: "Remove our number from your registry! We have no interest in any surveys! How dare you think you can call the private estate of the Capp family!"

Eric: "I prepared lobster for your final night at home, Master Tybalt."

Tybalt: "Thank you, Darcy."