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die

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would you believe I still exist

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hi

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haven't posted some gc chats in a while

it is in fact just as chaotic as you all remember

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what day is it

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send me asks i want to be a Tumblr funnyman again

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Hi there everyone!

So, I'm sure you're probably wondering what the purpose of this audio is.. While I'm sure the title is pretty self explanatory, um..

I.. I wrote a little song for all of you and I hope you enjoy it!

[...]

[SOUNDS OF DEATH AND PAIN OH GOD WHY]

[Static.]

[Eric Laughs. Surprise!]

“Fuckin' Sike! April Fools, motherfucker. You think I would actually write a song for you?

The only people that are ever actually going to be hearing my music are people that I enjoy talking to.

And I never said that I enjoyed talking to any of you.”

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starting from now every ping my phone makes from one of you fuckers literally SCROLLING through my blog and liking every single fucking post is a day taken off of your lifespan