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[returning to her apartment after their naked swim in the harbor] Ally Darling: I can't believe you finally got me naked. Colin Shea: Well, my shirt does look good on you. Ally Darling: Good, cause I'm keeping it. Colin Shea: No, you're not. I can't afford to lose anymore shirts. Women are always stealing my shirts.  Ally Darling: Women aren't always stealing your shirts. They're borrowing them, fully intending to give them back, but you never call.

Colin Shea: So you're saying, if I had fewer one night stands, I'll have more shirts. Ally Darling: I think so. [he comes up close to her] Colin Shea: Well then that settles it. I'm changing my ways. [he starts unbuttoning the shirt she's wearing] Colin Shea: And I'm not gonna lose anymore shirts. Ally Darling: Really? Colin Shea: Really. In fact, I think I'm gonna take this one back right now. Ally Darling: Good for you. [suddenly they grab each other and start kissing]

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[after they enter Madison Square Garden]  Colin Shea: Ever played a horse in the garden? Ally Darling: No. [she takes the basketball and shoots it straight in the net] Ally Darling: But I have played horse. Colin Shea: Okay. Okay.  [he shoots the basketball and misses the net] Ally Darling: Oh, no! H for you my friend. [Colin sits and starts taking his shoes off] Ally Darling: What are doing? Colin Shea: We're playing strip horse. Is there another kind? Ally Darling: There's the kind where you keep your clothes on. Colin Shea: What's fun about that? Alright, H. Ally Darling: Backboard.  [they start shooting hoops, Ally shoots the ball in the net every time but Colin keeps missing and strips down to his shorts, Ally then finally misses and has to take off her dress] Ally Darling: This is not fair. I miss one shot and then I'm almost totally naked. Colin Shea: Well, that's the game. Ally Darling: Well, the game's changing. It's now one on one. [as they start playing, the security guard enters and they make a run for it leaving her red dress on the basketball net]

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[as Ally and Colin go through the list of her ex-boyfriends] Ally Darling: Anything on Jake Adams yet? Colin Shea: No, I'm sorry. I told you, rich people are very good at protecting their privacy. Just be patient, we'll find him. [looking at the list of her ex-boyfriends] Colin Shea: What about Simon Forester? He's separated and his house just went on the market, so I'm guessing a divorce is right around the corner. Ally Darling: Oh, okay. Let's start with Simon. Colin Shea: Simon. Ally Darling: Okay, so what's my plan? A guy getting a divorce... [she thinks for a moment] Ally Darling: I could find out who his lawyer is and get a job there as his assistant. Colin Shea: Or, we keep it simple and you just go look at his open house. Ally Darling: Oh. 

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[Ally hears Colin opening his front door and she sees him naked, except for a towel in front of his crotch] Ally Darling: Hi! Colin Shea: Morning, 6E. Ally Darling: Hey, um...I see that you have company, but I just wanna ask you a really quick question. Remember how you said you were good at digging up dirt? Do you think that maybe I could pay you to find some people for me? Colin Shea: Sweetheart, if I'm gonna help you, you gotta give me more info than that.  Ally Darling: Just some guys that I've dated. Colin Shea: Oh, you have herpes. That's not a phone call to make. Ally Darling: No, I...I don't know. I just...I think that one of these guys might be worth a second look. [Colin walks closer to her and takes the towel he had in front of him to wipe his mouth as he eats an apple] Colin Shea: No, I refuse to be a part of this crazy. I don't know why these guys broke up with you and I need to protect them. Ally Darling: Wait, why are you suddenly all broke up with me? Colin Shea: Because you seem like the type of girl who tries to make a bad thing work. Ally Darling: Some people call that optimism. Colin Shea: I call it crazy. [she turns and walks back towards her apartment] Ally Darling: I'm sorry I asked. I knew you'd be a jerk. Colin Shea: Well, don't be mad. It doesn't mean I won't sleep with you. Ally Darling: Oh, gross! 

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[as Ally is trying to give her phone to Colin, Roger grabs hold of her] Roger: So how about some dinner tonight? Ally Darling: Tonight, tonight? Roger: Mm. [Colin, sensing Ally wants out of this situation, interject] Colin Shea: Oh, we have that uh...tenants meeting tonight. Ally Darling: Oh, that's right! Tenants meeting. Oh, we're trying to get this very large bird evicted. But um...why don't I call you later and we'll figure out uh...maybe another time that we can get together, uh... Roger: Okay. [as Roger is about to leave her turns, picks Ally up and kisses her hard on the mouth]