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Erik: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Lex: That'd suck because you can't microwave metal.

Xander: Good morning to everyone except these two.

William frantically in bed: Shit! I'm late for school!

William slowly laying back down: Oh, I'm 28.

William shots back up: I'M THE TEACHER!

Erik sleepily reaches an arm up and wraps it around William's chest and pulls him back down: It's Saturday.

William: Oh

And then they cuddle for another hour.

Lex: Erik, you're my brother, I'd take a bullet for you.

Erik: Your suicidal, so that means nothing to me.

Wilbur: Hail Satan.

Lex: Snow Satan.

Hannah: Rain Satan.

Erik: Tomorrow there is a 90% of precipisatan.

Ethan: It'll be foggy in the morning with a lot of condisatan.

John: Can you guys not?

John: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a robber and you guys have to act wisely.

Lex: Yeah, sure.

John: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Ethan: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Lex: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Erik: [Hands John his wallet] I know it's not much, but I hope it helps.

Hannah: [Takes John's wallet out of his pocket]

Lex: You don't get to choose your biological family.

Erik: You don't get to choose your found family either! Saddle up bitch!

Police Officer: I am pulling you over because you were trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.

Lex, with Hannah and Erik sitting behind her: Wait, three?

Police Officer: Yes, you and your two fr-

Lex: ETHAN FELL OFF!

Erik: Honestly, your last name sucks.

William: Excuse me?

Erik: It just doesn't suit you. I think you should change it.

William: Change it to what exactly?

Erik, getting down on one knee: Herbert.

#erik herbert