#err0rstuck

[les8ean]

a young troll stands in their room. it just so happens that today is this young trolls 8th wriggling day. and though today is their 8th wriggling day, it is only today that this troll shall be named!

what will this young trolls name be?

==> SARCASTIC DIPSHIT

try again asshole

==> MARREN EVVETT

that’s more like it

your name is MARREN EVVETT, and as was previously mentioned, today is your 8th wriggling day. you don’t really care though. you’re more interested in the game you torrented last night, called SGRUB. you’re going to play it later with some of your friends. you just hope it DOWNLOADED WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS.

you have a variety of interests, including PROGRAMMING, CODING, HACKING, AND ROBOTICS. really anything to do with computers. apart from that you’re also interested in playing video games, reading dystopian fiction books, trying to prove that aliens are real, and MACKING ON YOUR SUPER HOT MATE-SPRITE.

speaking of your mate-sprite, it looks like she’s messaging you on your hubtop, which you should PROBABLY PICK UP OFF THE FLOOR. it also looks like you’re getting messages from that ANNOYING FISH, NIKKOL. god you hate her. she’s constantly trying to get you into a kissmessitude with her. and yes, you do hate her and find her incredibly annoying, but you’re NOT INTO HER THAT WAY.

your handle is ParadoxicalHacker, and you xalk 1n a vo1ce xhax ssoundss perpexually bored and condesscend1ng. you’re alsso very sself-conssciouss of your h1ssss

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your name is TERSII ZEPHYR, you are TEAL BLOODED, 8 SWEEPS OLD, and you FUCKING LOVE FLYING. seriously, building planes and stuff is your favourite thing to do. you love the wind in your hair. One time you dragged your friend MARREN onto a HOT AIR BALLOON with you, and she curled up and CRIED in the bottom of the basket while you were OVER THE MOON. you are the SYLPH OF BREATH and your land is LOFIAHAB, The Land Of Floating Islands And Hot Air Balloons.

Ever since you were a grub you’ve been a DAREDEVIL, doing anything you can to feel the ADRENALINE in your heart and the WIND IN YOUR HAIR. your GRYPHON LUSUS used to take you for flights on it’s back when you were younger, but you’re too big now. so you’ve taken to building your own FLYING MACHINES. you often times collaborate with MARREN and get help with the PROGRAMMING from her.

Apart from flying, your other interests include BALLET, collecting COLOURFUL BOTTLECAPS, watching dumb GRUBTUBE TUTORIALS, and PULLING HARMLESS PRANKS ON PEOPLE.

When you first went godtier, you CRIED WITH JOY, and spent the next three days flying around your land with glee. you’d never felt so FREE.

your handle is FlightyPilot and you HavE A BiT OF A PitcheD VoicE

[les8ean]

Your name is ALLIYA GARTET and you are 8 SWEEPS OLD. You are also a BLUE BLOOD, but despite your BLOOD COLOUR, you still have PSIIONIC POWERS (involving portals). lots of people think you’re just wearing CONTANT LENSES to try and be cool. you do not like these people. you are the WITCH OF VOID and your land is LOMAE, The Land of Mist and Eldritch.

Your lusus is a GREAT CTHULU LIKE CREATURE who lives in the oceans that rise against the walls of your LIGHTHOUSE HIVE. you love your lusus. he loves you. everything is great. Apart from just having an ELDRITCH PARENT BEAST, you also have a great interest in OTHER OCCULT THINGS, such as CRYPTIDS (especially MOTHMAN), ghosts, spirits, THE ANCIENT BEINGS THAT CREATED AND WILL DESTROY THE WORLD, demons, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, and other such things. you also really like FAIRYTALES and OLD STORIES ABOUT OLD ALTERNIA.

You spend a lot of time hanging out with your MATESPRITE, MARREN, and trying to convince them to EAT SOMETHING HEALTHY or FIX THEIR SLEEPING SCHEDULE. They’re a mess, but they’re your mess.

your handle is EldritchFairytale, and you 73nd 70 83 qu173 4n4ly71c4l w17h h0w y0u sp34k.

bonus sprite by the wonderful @the-real-slim-strider

[les8ean]

your name is ENOKUS KRANDA, but everyone just calls you E-K because you DON’T ACTUALLY TELL THEM YOUR REAL NAME. You are 9 sweeps old and a purple blood, and despite your appearance you DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHERUBS. You are the MAGE OF HEART, and all you want to do is MAKE EVERYONE AS HAPPY AS THEY CAN BE. your land is LOCSAN, The Land Of Convenience Stores and Neon

You used to have a GIANT TURTLE LUSUS, but he died during the hive fire that not only BURNED DOWN YOUR HIVE, but KILLED YOUR MOIRAILS LUSUS AND CAUSED HIM TO LOSE HIS RIGHT HAND. you’ve never stopped feeling bad about it, and you hope one day to make it up to him.

your interests include SMOKING WEED, telling BAD JOKES, laughing, smiling, PAINTING ANY BLANK SURFACE YOU CAN FIND, and HUGGING YOUR FRIENDS.

You live on the streets and travel a lot since you lost your hive and your lusus, but your EX-MOIRAIL MARREN built you an easily portable HUBTOP that you carry around everywhere. You mostly live in DUMPSTERS AND JUNKYARDS, so Marren also gave you a solar panel to charge it. geez they’re great. you still really miss being their moirail.

your handle is WhimsicalWanderer and you TeND To Be a BiT LaCKLuSTeR WHeN iT CoMeS To VoWeLS.

[les8ean]

eRr0Яs7ucK character details

info about strife specibus’, lands, relationships, etc under the cut!

name: Marren Evvett

age: 8 sweeps

blood: Jade

godtier: Prince of Doom

land: Land Of Frost and Technology

Strife Specibii: WrenchKind, ProstheticKind, KeyboardKind, LightCannonKind

fetch modus: cheatcode modus

handle: ParadoxicalHacker

dream planet: Derse

Kernelsprite Prototypings: Laptop with Sgrub client disk (pre-medium) and LususBot (j0b0t) (post-medium)

name: Alliya Gartet

age: 8

blood: Blue

godtier: Witch of Void

land: Land of Mist and Eldritch

Strife Specibii: NecronomiconKind/BookKind, PsiionicKind/PortalKind, StaffKind

fetch modus: Tarot Modus

handle: EldritchFairytale

dream planet: Derse

Kernelsprite Prototypings: CthuluLusus (pre-medium) and Mothman Figurine (pre-medium)

name: Ahmari Fenrir

age: 8

blood: yellow

godtier: Prince of Hope

land: Land of Crystals and Labyrinths

Strife Specibii: TeethKind/BiteKind, ClawKind, BranchKind

fetch modus: Prey Modus: Items are captchalogued fairly easily, just by touching them. but once they are captchalogued they are assigned to an animal. the animal varies depending on what item you captchalogue, depending on the rarity or power of the captchalogued item. I.E something like a normal book would vary from a mouse to a rabbit depending on how big the book is; while a weapon or other large item could be something like a wolf or a bear; but a game-changing item like the black/white kings scepter or ring could go as far as to be a copy of a first guardian or a dragon. Once the player wishes to acquire the item again, they must fight and kill whatever creature comes out in order to get the item.

handle: HowlingRenegade

dream planet: Prospit

Kernelsprite Prototypings: nothing

name: Enokus Kranda (E-K)

age: 9 ½

blood: Purple

godtier: Mage of Heart

land: Land of Convenient Stores and Neon

Strife Specibii: BronzeKnuckleKind, BottleKind

fetch modus: Dartboard Modus

handle: WhimsicalWanderer

dream planet: Derse

Kernelsprite Prototypings: Giant Turtle Lusus Skull (pre-medium) and packet of weed (pre-medium) (he tried to blaze it with his sprite (he’s so dumb i love him))

name: Jollin Cirque

age: 7 ½

blood: Rust

godtier: Witch of Life

land: Land of Canyons and Flora

Strife Specibii: GardeningToolKind, ScytheKind, PillowKind

fetch modus: Growth Modus

handle: BucktoothGardener

dream planet: Prospit

Kernelsprite Prototypings: Plush toy axolotl (pre-medium) and potted venus fly trap (pre-medium)

name: Nikkol Reyyes

age: 7 ½

blood: Fuschia

godtier: Maid of Space

land: Land of Paint and Frogs

Strife Specibii: paintBrushKind, PencilKind, HatchetKind

fetch modus:  Tetris Modus

handle: FishyArtist

dream planet: Prospit

Kernelsprite Prototypings: Sgrub server disk (wanted to one up Marren) (pre-medium) and a clownfish that swam into her sprite (pre-medium)

name: Kaoyuu Landii (Pringles)

age: 8

blood: mutant blood/hemoanonymous (#a8adf5)

godtier: Maid of Time

land: Land of Sick Beats and Lots of Books

Strife Specibii: BoomerangKind, GuitarKind

fetch modus: Itunes modus

handle: CheerfulDJ

dream planet: Derse

Kernelsprite Prototypings: future self appeared and told him to throw in a plush totoro toy (pre-meduim) then future self jumped into sprite (post medium)

name: Tersii Zephyr

age: 8

blood: teal

godtier: sylph of wind

land: Land of Floating Islands and Hot Air Balloons

Strife Specibii: t-shirtCannonKind, RifelKind, SlingshotKind

fetch modus: dance dance revolution modus

handle: DancingAviatrix

dream planet: Prospir

Kernelsprite Prototypings: gryphon lusus (pre-medium) old 21p shirt (pre-medium)

Relationships

[les8ean]

your name is MARREN EVVETT, and you CONSIDER KILLING YOURSELF AT LEAST 3 TIMES A DAY. You are 8 SWEEPS OLD, and JADE BLOODED. most people think that all jade bloods have a MOTHERGRUB LUSUS. this is incorrect. but you did have one. once. it’s a VERY LONG STORY involving your EX-MOIRAIL E-K, THE DEATH OF YOUR LUSUS BY A FERAL LUSUS,  and the LOSS OF YOUR LEFT ARM AND LEG (and their replacement with cybernetic limbs). you are the PRINCE OF DOOM, and your land is LOFAT, the Land of Frost and Technology.

You may not have a lusus now, after seeing TWO OF THEM DIE, but you do have a ROBOT REPLACEMENT. well. not really. you may have BUILT HIM TO BE YOUR LUSUS, but now he kinda just HANGS AROUND HELPING YOU WITH MENIAL TASKS and EXPANDING HIS AI TECHNOLOGY BY TALKING TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. his name is J0B0T.

Your interests include MOST THINGS TO DO WITH COMPUTERS, such as programming, hacking, coding, and robotics. you’re also interested in playing VIDEO GAMES.

you’re also kind of the reason your SGRUB SESSION IS SO FUCKED UP. you. um. you protoyped your sprite with your laptop and the SGRUB CLIENT DISK. you fucked up.

you decide to get into the juicy stuff, and tell the LONG STORY. yes, you used to have  a MOTHERGRUB LUSUS, who cared for you very well. but when you were only 2 sweeps old she was ATTACKED AND KILLED by a FERAL 9-TAILED FOX LUSUS, who then took you into it’s own horrible care, which mostly involved it NEVER LETTING YOU LEAVE YOUR HIVE, SITTING IN THE CORNER AND GROWLING IF YOU WENT NEAR IT, and going out and KILLING any trolls that came within 5 MILES OF YOUR HIVE, and then bringing their CORPSES HOME AND EATING THEM. despite your ““““lusus’s”“““ strictness and aggressiveness, you still managed to sneak out of your hive occasionally and go around into towns to get supplies. this was how you met your NOW EX-MOIRAIL E-K. the two of you got along great. he also introduced you to your MATESPRITE ALLIYA. about a sweep after becoming his moirail you decided to FACE YOUR FEARS AND INTRODUCE HIM TO YOUR LUSUS. this, of course, ENDED EXTREMELY BADLY. as soon as your lusus saw your moirail it pounced, claws and fangs out. being the idiot you are, you PUSHED E-K OUT OF THE WAY AND JUMPED IN FRONT OF YOUR LUSUS. your lusus then TORE YOUR LEFT ARM AND LEG OFF, BROKE YOUR LEFT HORN, AND HEAVILY SCARRED THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BODY. you were in a lot of pain. you mostly just remember the colour green and a lot of screaming. Seeing you go down, your moirail went into BESERK-MODE, and proceeded to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LUSUS WITH HIS BRASS KNUCKLES.  he then TORE THE LIMBS off of the robot you’d been building on your desk and SHOVED THE ROBOTIC LIMBS into the holes were your arm and leg once were. he then covered you in bandages and helped you recuperate.

you broke up your moiraillegiance with him after that. you could only see him as the monster he’d turned into while fighting your lusus. it took you so long to finally see him as himself again.

your handle is ParadoxicalHacker, and you xalk w1xh a bored condesscend1ng vo1ce mossx of xhe xime. you’re alsso very sself concssiouss of your hissss.

bonus pic of Alliya and Marren being gay

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your name is KAOYUU LANDII PRINGLES. you are 8 SWEEPS OLD and MUTANT BLOODED HEMOANONYMOUS. due to the anonymity of your blood colour, you like to dress in as many colours as possible. mostly to annoy people. you are the MAID OF TIME and your land is LOSBALOB, The Land Of Sick Beats and Lots of Books.

you have a variety of interests, including reading, WRITING STORIES OF YOUR OWN and sending them to your friend NIKKOL so she can draw PICTURES TO GO WITH THEM, listening to music, MAKING YOUR OWN SICK BEATS and sending them to your friend JOLLIN, visiting THRIFT STORES AND BUYING ALL THE WORST COOLEST CLOTHES, and PLAYING WITH YOUR BARKBEAST LUSUS.

one of your favourite people to hang out with is your MOIRAIL, E-K. He’s like a big brother to you. not that you know what a brother is. But he’s super cool, and he doesn't question your hemoanonymity, unlike SOME PEOPLE.

your handle is CheerfulDJ, and you gEt ExcItEd EAsIly!!!!

bonus secret picture of pringles

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your name is JOLLIN CIRQUE, you are a RUST BLOOD and you are 7 AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD. you spend most of your time in your GARDEN which is filled with a managery of FRUITS, VEGETABLES, FLOWERS, and ANY OTHER TYPE OF FLORA YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON. or rather. hand. singular. you lost your right hand when your MOIRAILS HIVE BURNT DOWN. it wasn’t his fault, but you feel like he’s never forgiven himself for it. You are the WITCH OF LIFE and your land is LOCAF, the Land of Canyons and Flora.

Most of your interests include GARDENING. you just love the outdoors. there’s so much to see and do. you just wish you could go out during the day without being burnt up by the RAGING ALTERNIAN SUN. it’s ok though, you don’t really mind. recently, you’ve been working on crossbreeding different plants to make GLOWING CHRYSANTHEMUMS; you’ll branch into other flowers later.

One of your favourite things to do is walk down to the BEACH, and meet up with your SEADWELLER MATESPRITE, NIKOLE. the two of you walk along the beach and go on ADVENTURES. you only really go on them because Nikky  likes them so much, you aren’t really the brave kind of person who goes on adventures in deep caves or dark forests like she does. She helps you feel like that kind of person though. and to make up for it, she helps with your gardening, and gives you interesting things she finds in the ocean.

your handle is BucktoothBotanist and you t@lk kind@ q_ietly.