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Just your imagination

The exit is your fixation

Door after door, you’ll find that it’s just a digital hallucination

You try to find a way out

But you’re stuck here day after day

Inside a

Digital Hallucination

— lyrics anon

...This reminds me of something....whatttteverrr

HAHA. ONE COULD ASSUME YOU FIND IT FUNNY SENDING MESSAGES AT US UNTIL YOUR MESSAGES ARE ACCURATE ENOUGH TO PROVOKE RESPONSE.

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Stares at you with my cute wholesomeness

ST0P STARIN AT ME WITH EM BIG 0L EYES!!!

wha why

Looks Both Ways…

IS THIS THE FEELING OF CUTENESS AGGRESSION?

“Eugh…” -🖤🤍

OH ADORABLE!!!!!!!! AAWWWWWEE -FDD

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I give all of you flowers. Flowers flowers we all love flowers right right? I like flowers so take flowers. A give to you all! (...we all are friends right ?)

- @flowers-detector

Oh... Ohh... How I love nature... Thank you. I love these. I'll try to take care of them. -FDD

“Ah yes, flowers… Thank you, Flowers-detector.” -🖤🤍

FL0WERS DETECT0R GIVES US FL0WERS HAHA

... THANK YOU FOR THE SENTIMENT. I AM NOT SURE HOW YOU DID THIS.

achooo

- 7331 detector

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Do any of you actually have a

JOB

Or are you like jobless

-beam attack anon (beamie)

Oh! I do ..not...... actually......... Since my job application has a pretty big gap, I usually get rejected........

𝟘𝟘ℍ! 𝕀 ℍ𝟜𝕍𝟛 𝔸 ℙ𝟛ℕ𝔻𝟙ℕ𝔾 ℝ𝟛ℚ𝕌𝟛𝕊𝕋 𝕋𝟘 𝕎𝟘ℝ𝕂 𝟜𝕋 𝕊𝟘𝕄𝟛 ℝ𝟛𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝟜ℕ𝕋.

I GUESS I USED TO HAVE ONE, TECHNICALLY.

THOUGH IT WAS LESS OF A “CONTRACT TO FULFILL ACTIONS IN RETURN FOR PAYMENT” AND MORE OF A “PURPOSE THAT MUST BE FUFILLED LEST YOU BE DEACTIVATED.”

“My job is to… ‘detect’. To look for Telamon. You know.” -🖤🤍

My current occupation does indeed involve detecting much like a select few of the others, that is all you need to know. -Lillan

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4 everyone

do any of you guys have a voiceclaim? if so, who are they?

-🟪🔥 anon

HATSUNE MIKU. /J

Yeah, don't really have one for Fallacy, but she would definitely be a voice bank.

Mine are stupid af guys, mine is dead ass Daniel failboat for Flowers detector and the how to basic guy for David🌹🌹🌹🌧️🌧️🌧️

MOD STATIC LMAOOO also no aifs doesn’t have a voiceclaim, but u guys can come up with one for me if you want lol -🖋️

i genuinely dunno. im betting Jasper sounds like Uzi from Muder Drones (as a person who has never watched the show).

Clears throat

Ecd either sounds like magic the noah or wemmbu

I've been like waiting for someone to ask this wgdhsjxj im happy..... FAILBOAT MENTIONED AAAAAAA

Crocus. Evil Jax from tadc. That's who he is based off of anyways

For Nate, If you know the Devil's train audio, the devil portion, 'But Nate, it's the same guy talking' ik but the tone and word choice/inflection is different. For Evil, have yet to find a voice claim so do as you will Lol XDDD

I don't actually have a voice at all. I could try text to speech, I guess...? -FDD

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For the cryptdids and whoever else wants to answer this

If you ever try to like. Kill RCAM. I suggest bringing other supernatural beings into it too, like Shadow ECD or Cruel King or sum crap

Anyone who can sneak attack

Holy shit you mastermind.

I'm not sure who you're referring to, but my corruption could come in useful if you need any help :)

sure, why not. I can infect their computers. please let me infect those ******** computers.

[LOWERCASE 0.5/3]

Good idea I’ll make sure to take note of that

"B...ut...vi...ole...nce...is...bad..?"

[The Fallen 0.5/5]

Infecting the computers? I... You mean shutting them down, right? Or just deleting the data on them? But, agreed. -FDD

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Heyyy beam attack anon here

What games do y'all liek. Do you got games on ur phone?

- beam attack anon out (they aren't an alien guys wait no that just makes me suspicious WAIT N🎀🎀🎀🎀)

I DID SAY I LIKED PLAYING KIRBY BEF0RE, BUT I ALS0 ENJ0Y 0SU!

"I don't have a phone."

"Yes! What do you wanna play?"

Micah/Spawnist detector; “ By the rules of our v-village, I’m far too old for games. I will sit this- this one out. “

I... DO NOT POSSESS A PHONE. I DON'T HAVE HANDS.

no, games are distracting. But gambling's worse.

Give me all them gacha games,and I’m good to go, I fucking love gambling and RPGs. I FUCKING LOVE RPGS, -🫀🌹

of course you like gambling only pathetic losers like that, I do not play games like ugh that. But I can say I only play the finest of games and that would be trials of mana-👁️‍🗨️📺 (

boring ass game but pop off)-🫀🌹

" 𝟙 𝔻𝟘ℕ'𝕋.. ℍ𝟜𝕍𝟛 𝔸 𝔽𝔸𝕍𝟘ℝ𝟙𝕋𝟛. "

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Hey. If I were to throw you all into an SCP site— honestly, half of you are the anomalies they work to contain anyways— what would you do?

uhhhh... i dunno much about scp but like- i don't think like i'd kill someone? idk lol - chance detector

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(I would break out and maybe kill someone)

I would try and stop lexi from killing people

> glub glub glub *fish cough idk* GLUB GLUB GLUB glub. glub glub glub glub glub, glub glub glub glub glub glub, glub glub. > translation - well i'm a fish right now SO I GUESS IM FREAKING STUCK THERE. but uh if i wasn't a fish, i'd try to join in on any breakout plans with the other inmates, i guess.

[EVENT] piper is a merperson fish [2/5] [OTHER EVENT] piper is in a frilly dress! [2/4] [OTHER OTHER EVENT] piper is really fucking sick [2/5]

I would just die, but David wouldn’t you want to survive and live? HELL NO IM NOT SURVIVING IN GHERE , JUST KILL ME ATP LIKE . -👁️‍🗨️📺

> glub glub glub, glub glub. > [you know what, fair enough]

UNFORTUNATELY, I AM AWARE OF HOW STRICT THEIR CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS. I GUESS I’LL JUST WAIT FOR A BREACH.