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me, just vibing: uvu

my hell brain: in your AU, Spamley was a marksman in his early days and would use this skill for his own defense as well as the defense of his allies. He swears he's retired, but sometimes people just lose their knees around Anomaly for no particular reason.

me: uvo????????

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80% of your f/os look like they'd try to scam me in a dark alleyway

the worst part about this roast is that it is 100% canon for at least one of them