#eructo

[the-ratwizard]

"Excuse me" after a burp becomes the hottest phrase in the English language

I love a full chested “Excuse me” like they can’t believe they just did that. I love a casual “'scuse me” like they almost didn’t even notice they burped. I love a perfunctory “Excuse me” Like that habit's been trained into them by years of practice. I love a startled “E-excuse me!” Like they wish they could melt into the floor. I love an emphatic “Excuse me!” like they’re actually more proud than sorry. I love an awkward silence before an “…Excuse me” like they almost couldn’t even bring themselves to call attention to it. I love a genuine “Sorry, excuse me” That feels like it’s just for me. I love a panting “guh…’scuse me” Like they had to apologize before they even recovered their breath. But nothing beats an “Excuse me—UUuurpp.”

[stupidgutslut]

i get so giddy whenever i see notifications. im glad the stomach noise/etc fandom is thriving here i love being a weird pervert

[the-ratwizard]

Some love for Pre-burp dialogue. Warning someone you're going to burp makes me weak in the fucking knees.

-"Excuse me a moment" before turning away from you and pressing a burp into their fist

-"Uh oh, I’m gonna—" before interrupting themself with an involuntary burp

-"Heads up" before interrupting you with a fully voluntary burp

-"Sorry, I’m about to burp" from someone polite who just can't hold it in any longer

-*pained grimace* "Hold on a second..." followed by a few thumps on their chest to dislodge a stuck burp

-"Oh, god..." followed by an ominous gurgle that turns into a massive belch

-"Sorry" followed by a burp followed by further apologizing

-"I need to burp" I don't care about the specifics, this is always hot

[the-ratwizard]

You have such a lovely voice. Now let me hear it interrupted by a guttural belch pitched an octave lower than your speaking register. I love the contrast between a meek little whimper and a deep, growling belch. A high, musical giggle and a burp that sounds like it came straight from the depths of your stomach. Enormous, bassy burps rumbling up before gentle sighs. Wet, growling burps churning out before breathy gasps. What a gross sound just came out of such a pretty mouth.

[ruelpsen]

belching it up after a chug in the Beaver Gas Station's parking lot, where the low droning is not only the highway but also a fun little something hidden away...