#erurivamika

[iuiushi]

A very small sketch with my favorite throuple, for my freshly finished Say it with Tea story. It is rated M for sex scenes, and it was fun to write and a pleasure to edit.

[thot-farm]

I'm back with more headcanons for my favorite crack ship, Erumikariren. I need sleep so bad.

[a-slut-for-smut]

FINALLY got in the mood/had time to respond to some asks, (to be fair to me some of these asks are so big brain horny time it takes a bit of effort for my teeny slutty brain to process/comprehend!)

Anyway since these 2 asks are similar i decided to knock 2 birds w/ 1 post- Horny Erurivamika Anon(s), if you're still out there i SINCERELY apologize for the delay!!

To your ask- while i may have read 1 or 2 erurivamika fics back in my lurker days when i was freshly horny, it was more out of desperation because i plowed thru all the rated M or E rivamika fics i could find at the time. And i'll be honest, it was REAL hard for me to get into the smut scenes because (and no disrespect to the authors or the ship) it just came off a tad OOC, at least according to my headcanon.

And speaking of canon (sidenote: fuck that bitch), was there any instance of a direct interaction between Mikasa and Erwin ever? My brain's actively trying to delete SNK from my memory, but I vaguely remember a meta-post saying they never directly spoke to each other in the entire manga. Anyway maybe thats why my mind never bought into that particular threesome pairing.

Also, while I acknowledge Erwin is a total daddy, for whatever reason he alone doesnt do it for my ovaries? Honestly I think its the eyebrows, they're too glorious for me to comprehend. Like whenever i see a Erwin scene im just waiting for his big juicy eyebrows to crawl off his face like that scene from 21 Jump Street I CANT HANDLE IT

Actually of the vets (besides Levi obviously), Mike caught my attention particularly with the sniffing/him being 2nd to Levi, not to mention he gives off this distinct daddy vibe that my slutty brain can't help but refer to as "Magic Mike" (sorry i pulled these from google because lazy, credits to incredibly talented artists!!):

AHHH and the way he went out was stone-cold and has haunted me ever since (and for WHAT, Isayama???) poor Mikey 😢

ANYWAY to actually answer your question: no.

[nsummer88]

Sssshhiiipp My otp in 1 picture.

[kyojuuros]

[minxiebutt]

good morning

author notes: This was supposed to be erurivamika neko fluff but somehow we ended up with erumika smut :)

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She is sweltering when she wakes up. Blindly, Mikasa tosses back the blankets, but she finds no relief from the heat that is encompassing her body and making her sweat. It’s summer, so of course the air is hot, but she quickly finds the real source of the heat.

Sometimes, it’s welcome. The winters can be fierce, and Erwin’s arms are big enough to accommodate both her and their elder mate, Levi, who grumpily pretends to hate being part of the pile. Tonight, however, being caught in the vice of his grip is giving her a headache.

Carefully, Mikasa extracts herself. She sits up on the foot of the bed and wipes the sweat from her forehead. Already, Erwin is pawing at the freshly vacated space, and she watches with a smirk as his large hands connect with Levi. Erwin proceeds to scoot his body over to the small man and then drape himself over Levi, going as far to lay his long leg over the two shorter ones. Above their bed, the ceiling fan makes lazy circles.

“Get off me,” Levi grumbles, not even fully awake. There’s a faint glow from the cityscape that is leaking through the window, and in the dimness, Mikasa can see Levi’s ears begin to twitch erratically. In response, Erwin only nuzzles closer. Levi slams his tail against the bed and growls. “Get off, you shit stain.”

Mikasa smiles. Erwin is a devout snuggler to the point of risking bodily harm, which is exactly what happens. Levi leaves his claws retracted but he gives a nasty backward swipe that makes Erwin startle awake in surprise.

“Hey,” she coos and slides back into the bed next to him, and just like that, he’s forgotten about cuddling Levi and is more than happy to drag her against his chest. Despite the heat of it (and the hairs itching her nose because his head is pressed between her breasts) she manages to go back to sleep.

It’s several hours later when Levi gets up and proceeds to make as much noise as possible. It’s Sunday, so they’re all off work, and where Mikasa and Erwin prefer to sleep-in, Levi is insistent on not wasting the day.

“Mika.” Erwin squeezes her once to wake her.

“Mmph,” is her grumbled reply and it stops him for a moment. His face is still in her bosom, and she has her arms wrapped around his neck, her legs also around his waist.

Erwin rolls his hips and his morning wood pokes at the underside of her tush. He whines, “Mikaaa….”

She cranes her neck to get a look at his face, and he pulls his lips into a pout, his ears down against his head.

“You’re pitiful,” she insults playfully, but pushes her butt down into his groin anyway. Erwin gives her a sleepy smile and cups her cheeks, dragging her head down to kiss her roughly.

“I want to fuck you,” Erwin murmurs against her lips after he’s lavished on kisses.

Mikasa hums and with just a little force, rolls Erwin onto his back so that she is straddling his waist. She can feel where the curve of his hard length rests against her ass, which she wiggles to coax a moan from his throat.

“Please, Mikasa.”

Maybe later today when she’s feeling more sadistic, she’ll bind Erwin up in meter after meter of rope and make him beg shamelessly, but it’s still early morning and she has a desire boiling in her gut that she wants to satisfy. Mikasa decides to give him what he wants.

Carefully, she shifts herself so that she’s hovering over his groin. She reaches back and grabs his cock– already out of the front of his boxers, sneaky man– with her hand and gives it an encouraging pump. With her other hand, she holds the crotch of her underwear aside and in one fluid motion, she nudges Erwin’s head against her opening before sliding down on him.

He groans as he brings his hands to rest on her hips, pleading her to move, and move she does, riding him at first in tantalising strokes that spur on her desire, and then riding him without mercy as she chases her orgasm, only stilling when she tackles her pleasure and every muscle in her body flashes from rigid to slack. Erwin squeezes her hips as she slumps forward with her head against his chest, and then he slowly begins to move his hips in small jerks, rutting up and into her. She lets him work up to his own release this way, smiling to herself when she feels the way he loses his pattern before grunting and spilling his cum inside of her.

“I love you,” he murmurs after he gets his senses back.

Mikasa thinks that he’s such an emotional sap sometimes, but she smiles against his skin when she says, “I love you too.”

[thot-farm]

This was supposed to be a short thing about a current brainrot and then it turned into headcanons and you can read my motivation dwindle into nothingness.

I've been thinking about a poly relationship between Erwin, Levi, Eren and Mika. I don't even like some of these pairings individually, but together it's very intriguing.

I don't even know what to call this Eruererivamika? Erumikarenri? Ackerman's and their angry men? Mikasa's harem?

The idea of Eren and Mika lovingly annoying the shit out of out of the other two and vice versa is adorable.

Levi would never be cold, he would never get the chance. At least one of them would always be there to smother him with cuddles.

I can only think of 3 downsides to this rn. (Warning I bounce between scout and modern au and there is barely and structure to this.)

1. Possessiveness, but if they are as Possessive as each other would it still create problems? Levi is the only one I can't imagine being that possessive. The other 3 though...eh they are going to have to communicate about that...which leads me into the next problem.

2. Communication, I'M NOT SAYING THEY CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH EACHOTHER!! they can, it's just not there strongest skills. They would definitely have to work on it.

I always saw Mikasa as someone who would bottle all her problems up till she exploded. Sadness, anger, anxieties, and all the other stresses from this kind of relationship, and being a scout on top of all that. All being thrown out at once the minute conflict starts. Probably not a great mix with Eren.

I don't see Eren bottling up his frustrations with them at all, probably the start of most arguments. another worry with him is well violence, now I'm not saying he would hit one, he would never (he would cry). But throwing something (not in their direction obviously) or breaking furniture, his phone, a wall...this isn't sounding great oof....ima come back to Eren after the other two...

Levi, he is good at communicating and problem solving, he'd never initiate it though. He probably doesn't get an opportunity to say what's frustrating him when Mika and Eren start either. I can either see Levi completely shutting down during a conflict or if one of them pisses him off, he joins in (probably Eren insulted Mika so Levi insults Eren and then this goes back and forth while Mika cries.) (I thought I was projecting a bit on Mika's but oh boy, anyways i love anxious ball of Levi.)

Now Erwin, the only good communicator in this relationship. The one who can deescalate the argument and help them all communicate their feelings calmly and clearly. Now I'm not saying this man would never get mad at them and argue, but he has a much better control over his emotions and can think up of a solution to Mika and Erens yelling contest and Levi's aversion to it.

I did say I'd come back to Eren, but now I'm over procrastinating what i was supposed to be doing before, and am now procrastinating this.

I could totally act like there was never a third problem that I forgot, but it's going to bug me so maybe I'll reblog and add it or something if I ever remember it.

Anyways the best solution to their problems is....therapy. All 4 of them need it desperately.

No promises of me ever actually coming back to this, clearly I have commitment issues.

[nsummer88]

EruRivaMika alright there! 😂👌 

Story is Goblin Market by @villa-nelle One of the best EruMika fanfiction out there.