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ESFP: Guess what time it is
INTJ (me): ...what?
ESFP: It’s bad Christmas rom-com time.
INTJ (me): Oh my god, please don’t inflict this upon me...
ESFP: Oh come on, they’re just, so, good.
INTJ (me): You said it yourself that they’re bad, mother.
ESFP: Get with the spirit, INTJ. ‘Tis the season for bad acting.
ESFP: This woman just tried to convert me to Christianity. INTJ (me): Oh? ESFP: Yeah. She called me over and said, "Um excuse me ma'am! Are you a Christian?" It was hilarious INTJ (me): Did you tell her you were Christian? ESFP: I said I'm Jewish. She looked shocked. Asked me to look at "this book" INTJ (me): lmao INTJ (me): Am I half Jew now, mother? ESFP: Definitely, look at your grandfather's nose. We're probably secretly Jewish.
*watching a light show* INTJ (me): This is stupid. ESFP: ...I like lights. INTJ (me): *laughing hysterically* L-lights? You like... Lights? ESFP: Stop laughing at me! INTJ (me): *still laughing* "I like lights"? Just, "I like lights"? That's- that's like saying *laughing* "I like air" or "I like breathing" ESFP: No it's not! I like lights! INTJ (me): *laughing* Oh my god, ESFP.
INTJ (me): I love poetry so much. ESFP: Aww, I love you. And poetry. In the form of... Songs. INTJ (me): *laughing* of course.
grocery shopping
ESFP: *wanders off* INFP: Did you see something you wanna get? ESFP: Yes the cashier
INFP: *makes chocolate mousse and gives ESFP a cup*
ESFP: OH MY GOD. It smells so good. And it’s so stiff!!!
INFP:
ESFP: Heh
INFP:
ESFP:
INFP & ESFP: *burst out laughing for a thousand years*
ESFP: Awwww! Look at this *picks up genetically engineered, palm-sized apples* they're so cute. ------ ESFP: Awww! *picks up decorated bottle* that's so cute. INTJ (me): You just like it because aesthetics. ESFP: Yeahh...
ESFP mom: Nothing in life will ever be perfect. ESFP mom: Except for you! 💗 ESFP mom: HAHAHAHAHAH
INTJ (me): Stop laughing! Mother.
ESFP mom: I’m sorry, I just- *pretends to wipe a tear from her face* I crack myself up sometimes.
