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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Not today Justin
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The Bowery Presents
#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Xuebing Du
Andulka
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@intj-conversations-blog
INTJ (me): I can't believe my husband has been dead for 500 years INFJ: He died in 1900. INTJ (me, trying to justify my exaggerations): ...Okay, look, I don't know how money works-- INFJ: ...Money? INTJ (me): IT'S AN OFF DAY OKAY. TIME. I MEANT TIME.
I swear to god, I hate the Personality chapter. Everyone "is" an INTJ. Because they didn't take a test. Because they don't introspect (while attempting to be objective), because they don't ask others for opinions on how they act--- even on the basal dichotomous MBTI-- without cognitive functions-- you can be semi-accurate as long as you're comparing thoughts with others and yourself, trying to be as objective as possible. Doubt yourself. Always. Doubt others, too, doubt everything. It's the only way to not fixate yourself on any idea- it promotes critical thinking and makes you a more sympathetic and knowledgeable person. It's the only way to live, quite honestly, otherwise you'll be living in the dark.
ENFP spent two hours yesterday watching dogs on the television. It wasn't even a documentary, it was, like, calm commentary and videos of puppies.
#novermore
...#nevermore
ISTP: *reading a fortune* "You will find a lost possession very soon."
INTJ (me): *whispering* That's because I stole it.
ISTP: WHAT did I lose? INTJ!
ENFP: WhoOoOoA
ENFP: My eye just, like, inverted. What if I’m blind now. I don’t have an eye. What if it fell out.
INTJ (me): I’d catch it.
ENFP: You’re the real MVP
It's to early for grammar, god...
ENFP bf
#novermore
#nevermore
ESFP: Guess what time it is
INTJ (me): ...what?
ESFP: It’s bad Christmas rom-com time.
INTJ (me): Oh my god, please don’t inflict this upon me...
ESFP: Oh come on, they’re just, so, good.
INTJ (me): You said it yourself that they’re bad, mother.
ESFP: Get with the spirit, INTJ. ‘Tis the season for bad acting.
*finished watching V for Vendetta* INTJ(me): So... How was it?? Was it the best thing you've ever seen? INTJ: Uh, Finding Nemo was better. INTJ(me): WHAT? WHAT the fuck man?? What? Finding Nemo?? I hate you INTJ: Yeah. At the end they found Nemo. Self explanatory. INTJ(me): You... You what? What? Oh my god, this is why I hate you. INTJ, I hate you. INTJ: I mean, it was pretty good, but even that dog vine was better.
INTJ(me): Do you think it's working? INTJ: Well, I mean, you planned it out, and plans never work, so no. You know, you gotta just jump in. Rip of the bandaid. INTJ(me): I'm talking about the silver. INTJ: Oh, yeah. That looks nice.
INTJ (me): What if we’re actually the same person and you took my determination and I took your carelessness
INTJ: I’ll just join you, we can form one human together and beat everyone with our combined strength and powers. You can do push-ups, I can do less but still some, so it’s a boost to overall strength.
INTJ (me): How many crunches can you do?
INTJ: At least 8.
INTJ (me): I can do, like, two. We can crush America with our combined 10 crunches and 23 push-ups.
INTJ: We can implement that world domination plan we made when we were 11
INTJ (me): Which one though. Yours, through nuclear holocaust, or mine, through political domination?
INTJ: Political. Nuclear is too edgy for me now
INTJ: How do I save vines?? This isn't urgent but it is important to me INFJ: Idk tbh I'm sorry INTJ: Looks like I can only copy the url 😵thank you for replying so quickly though INFJ: Sorry hun and ur welcome INTJ (me): You're a disgrace INTJ: (ง'̀-'́)ง me
ENTP: Fight me.
ENTP: I take that back, you probably would.
INTJ (me): Don't tempt me.
ENTJ: Now, I know you have amazing tact. *laughter* INTJ (me): I wish I did. ENTJ: I wish you did, too.
ESFP: This woman just tried to convert me to Christianity. INTJ (me): Oh? ESFP: Yeah. She called me over and said, "Um excuse me ma'am! Are you a Christian?" It was hilarious INTJ (me): Did you tell her you were Christian? ESFP: I said I'm Jewish. She looked shocked. Asked me to look at "this book" INTJ (me): lmao INTJ (me): Am I half Jew now, mother? ESFP: Definitely, look at your grandfather's nose. We're probably secretly Jewish.
Where is he gonna find a psychiatrist? They live in Katy Perry's California Gurls music video.
INTJ asshole
