Feb 7, 2024
*goes for a walk*
wow suddenly i’ve found my will to live
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*goes for a walk*
wow suddenly i’ve found my will to live
My heart feels so heavy all of a sudden..
Me: There are two ducks and their babies living the fountain next to my building.
Me: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
Mel: Dude, Im with you on this. I was on a bike ride, and stopped to admire some baby geese and the fucking father/mother curled its neck in some demonic way and started hissing at me.
Mel: I've never biked so hard in my life.
Me: I'm laughing at the image of you biking furiously away from geese
Me: In my mind, you're going up a hill
Me: And wearing sandals and a sun dress for some reason
Mel: I was so scared. I knew my boyfriend wouldn't help me fend off a goose.
Me: I don't think Captain America himself would help you fend off a goose