#especially these 2

[wayway01]

everyone wants a piece of humanity's strongest soldier

[cclstense]

I just want a little bit of peace and quiet on Christmas and new years, laying in bed doing absolutely nothing. Why can't I have that? Im honestly going crazy. I'm actually leaving the house on da fuxking holidays

[mimimonart]

oooOOOOooo

[spoopypansexual]

*an overheard conversation between my brother and his friend*

friend: Dude, you ever notice how your sister's room is always way colder than the rest of the house?

brother: Of course I have. Why?

friend: Well I think I've finally figured out why.

brother: Yeah? What'd do you think?

friend: That your sister is actually Satan and her closet is really the doorway to hell so she has to keep the room extra cold so no one suspects anything.

*brief moment of silence*

brother: I can't decide if I am concerned or amused with how much thought you've put into this.