embarrassing stories? yeah, i got 'em. one time when my ex and i started dating, we decided to go walk my dog. we were getting ready at the door when all of a sudden the biggest fart i've ever heard exploded around us. no, not us. ME. I DID THAT. IT WAS ME. Anyway, I told him it was the dog (big dog). He believed me. Halfway through our walk, I couldn't keep it in anymore and I laughed for 20 minutes, him wondering what the fuck was going on. I told him it was me the whole time pfftthahahah god
ahahahhaah xD well tbh you should be able to fart around your boyfriend lol
(I literally can’t think about any more embarassing stories to reply with?)











