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Unsent → Brennan: You better not just be friends with me because you want to get into my pants.
Unsent → Brennan: Does weed make people dumber? Because after I had it with you I did something totally stupid.
Unsent → Brennan: Do you think other guys around here find redheads as attractive as you do? Like... guys who may or may not live in 3B?
Unsent → Brennan: Why do so many people around here seem to dislike you? You’re not awful, even if sometimes you say stuff that borders a little on creepy. Oh, wait, I shouldn’t say that, that might be offensive. Sometimes I do have a filter after all, hooray!
Unsent → Brennan: Is skinny dipping like a thing you’ve done before or is it just a miscellaneous bucket list item for you too? Because I’ve always been curious if that shrinkage thing for guys in cold water is really true, but purely from a science standpoint, not because I want to check you out.
Text→ Brennan: Omg I almost texted you to say that I thought I left my phone in your room but I’m an idiot and realized I’m using my phone right now to text you. Hi, btw! How’s your day going?
SEND ME A ‘✉’ FOR FIVE TIMES MY MUSE DIDN’T TEXT YOURS, AND ONE TIME THEY DID.