#ethydium rambles

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me: so... forest god kageyama

my friend, tiredly: altar sex

me: no, hear me out... he meets hinata and-

my friend: and they have altar sex 

me: ... yes

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au where the first year sports festival gets cancelled (todobakudeku)

- i always found it weird that the hero kids quirks are broadcast so widely, giving an unfair advantage to villains

- now the whole timeline shifts this way and let’s say canon... is canon but just. moved a bit. let’s just insert a year.

- why? well because i want todoroki to stay mean and cold and distant for a bit longer

- he has to find other ways to piss of his dad and defy him

- he is frustrated by the class. (dude, chill, not everyone was professionally trained since they were 4!) and imagine him w a lot of eyerolling, challenging midoriya a lot but when he sees that he’s slow on improving he starts challenging bakugou more

- tbc

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Todoroki headcanons

focusing on the angst and his quirk:

- using a quirk is like using a muscle, right? well, Todoroki’s quirk covers his entire body, and after a long day of training, his whole body hurts. the more he uses it, the more it does. after a while, it doesn't even register, it’s just the constant thrum of pain between his shoulder blades, under his skin.

- not using his fire side must have felt satisfying mentally but definitely not physically. the built-up energy hurts even more - makes him antsy and irritated until it blows up inside him, his fire flaring up. it’s not that he can’t control it but the opposite - he controls it too well. but he cannot change the law of thermodynamics. energy has to go somewhere.

- his skin is sensitive after using his quirk for so long - his left side pink and irritated, his right side too dry and the skin brittle. he uses a lot of moisturiser to stop the itching and dry patches. if he doesn't his skin cracks and bleeds

- his emotions can trigger his quirks, so he learns to keep himself calm, evening out his breathing. it results in his inability to let himself go and guard his emotions too close.

- his training was Spartan and brutal, if not instructed, he sometimes still falls into the rhythm of training until he faints/pukes. the chant PLUS ULTRA doesn’t discourage him from this

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schitt’s creek au where endeavour goes to jail because of money laundering (and being a terrible person oops), so his now broke family goes to live at this absolutely horrible backwater town to start a new life.

rich socialite shouto isn't impressed by the lame vet (midoriya), nor the “”bad boy”” mechanic (bakugou). he just wants to go back to what he does best - being a chaotic bastard in Tokyo. still, he has to settle for schitt’s creek and see what trouble he can stir up. 

fuyumi and natsuo can’t get used to this country living either but rei is surprisingly calm about everything

rei: my husband is in a better place now :)

random townsfolk: :O oh did he die?

fuyumi: he’s in jail, don’t worry!! 

and their estranged brother, Dabi also turns up, just to laugh at them trying their best at being poor

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oh look, another mean comment... why do i even try

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im finally editing my favourite scene for “into the woods” hell yeah

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i scrapped this idea off this blog bc i thought it’s going to be for my bigbang but no so here it is again:

horror/midsommar au w todobaku: 

bakugou agrees to go to this festival in the middle of nowhere during midsummer's night. it’s a birthday present for midoriya (June 15), and their other friends come too. it was Toga’s idea who’s Uraraka’s weird, foreign friend. 

so yes. it’s a cult. yes, they’re probably all gonna die because the people around them around of their damn minds, raving about summoning an old god to get fertile lands.

and guess who’s chosen to be the sacrifice? bakugou. (he goes because otherwise it would have been deku and he can’t let him do it. the idiot would *die*)

enter todoroki. he’s an old god, pretty chill. he’s been trying to convince these humans for the past couple of hundred years that he’s not technically a fertility god... it’s super annoying how they keep summoning him and giving him sacrifice he does NOT need.

except for this one... this one’s kinda cute.

cult: here is your sacrifice todoroki, seeing bakugou: how are you doing? bakugou: bakugou: how am i doing? HOW AM I DOING????? THERE IS A GUY SEWN INTO A BEAR!! TAKE A WILD GUESS todoroki:  😍 😍😍😍

todoroki: wanna get out of here?

bakugou:......... first save my friends.

todoroki: then can we get dinner?

bakugou:........sure just SAVE MY FRIENDS.

todoroki: sure thing :)

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