#ettarians

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How many humans have you dated?

A few. I’ve shared a bed with more, but only seriously dated two or three after my ettarian and I parted. None were long lasting or deeply emotional

[i-am-ziggy-stardust]

It's really adorable how excited you ettarians get when you think that you've made contact with people like me. We are constantly floating around Ettaris. Constantly. This planet is a landmark on the way to many other places simply because of all the water. And pretty much everyone thinks of ettarians like a tank of sea monkeys. Fun as hell to watch you build and change your technology. It's also cute how little many of you have realized that a bunch of us are already living here. I watched this ettarian boy explain new types of alien contact to a non ettarian friend and clearly had no idea. Ettarians are adorable.