#etwar

[ask-megagardevoir]

I’ll be off now, then~

Wait, what? You never mentioned leaving me.

And I never not-mentioned it either. Don’t get all grumpy jumpy on me yet, ok? I thought it through.

You can think?

...anyway, I figure it’d be a good experience for you if you went and met people without hiding behind me. You know, make eye contact and stuff. I also just like doing my own thing, you know?

...but what if I have to hide. What if it’s dangerous, stupid.

I can “feel” your emotions, cue.

(Oh that’s nasty.)

If I sense any real fear or discomfort, I’ll come for you.

You promise?

I promise.

But if you’re lying I’ll seriously hurt you.

[ask-megagardevoir]

That’s amazing...you've really traveled over the world like that? No lie?

No lie! I've seen a lot of incredible things, and I'm destined to see a lot more.

It must be nice...

...

You don't have to hide your embarrassment from me, Cueball.

Shut up! Shut up!!

And my name is CUPID!

[ask-megagardevoir]

G-Get away from me!

Come on, now you're just being unreasonable.

...

Cue, the water-

Shut up, it's fine.

Wasn't that for the plants?

There's another bucket. It'll be fine, so shut up.

...

...you have five seconds.

Pardon?

You have five seconds to start explaining what special brand of freak you are and why I shouldn’t chase you out. Make it count.

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[ask-megagardevoir]

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You know, the colony.

The flabebe, who spread their flower seeds, the floette, who tend to those flowers, and Florges, mother of them all.

With how far you are from the rest of the colony I figured they kicked you out for evolving. Which is why I figured it'd be fine to let you stick around, since they don't want you there. Consider it me being kind.

Cueball...thats sweet, but I'm seriously not a florges.

You can't fool me, you know? I see you talking to the floette all the time! You're real buddy-buddy with those girls.

They're super mean to anyone who isn't one of them. But they like you! Cuz you're some kinda ugly florges! You can't trick me that easily, guy.

[ask-megagardevoir]

You're the odd one. Of course having a bunch of weirdos turn up here all of a sudden is making me paranoid.

...I’ve never seen someone from outside the island. They're all so big and different. I don’t like it. I’m surprised you’re so open to all the outsiders.

Cue, I already told you, I'm not from here either.

Bullshit! It’s obvious you’re from the colony! I’ve been letting it slide since you’re a total softie, but you guys just love to mess with me!

...the what?

[ask-megagardevoir]

Laurel@Cupid: I don't see anything wrong with not evolving. Being an eevee forever isn't a bad choice. Evolution isn't everything

That’s NOT what I’m hiding from.

So you are hiding?

No! I’m not! Shut up!! It’s just nice back here!!!

[ask-megagardevoir]

Linda@Cupid: You know I've eaten quite a few different pokemon that I later learned evolve from what you are. They were delicious. My point being that you should look into what possibilities you have for your evolution. Or don't, I'm not your mom.