#eva no

[eulaliasims]

everyone who followed me for Far Valley posts is about to learn the real purpose of this blog: shitposting thinly veiled as gameplay posts!

Cho has the flu, George is demonstrating why they aren't the primary cook in the household, and Eva, idk, wants to become a war criminal I guess.

[ihateevamarie]

I don’t care who says what.  Nobody reading this would turn down being DPed by @punisherpriest and @throneofomnipotence 

[ihateevamarie]

For all of us adults in the room, I recommend getting a younger man. Austin can fuck for two hours and only need a Gatorade and a few TikTok scrolls.

[chat-got-your-tongue-oui]

I pause at odd moments...

[chat-got-your-tongue-oui]

[kariachi]

“Look, it’s a simple rule- if they’re too young for a hunting license they’re too young to watch me work.”

“...since there’s a minimum implied here, I’m assuming you mean a hunting license back in Connecticut?”

“Duh, I’m not entirely unreasonable.”

“Uh-huh.... Eva, that’s at twelve.”

“I’m aware, hence why the kids have to go.”

“...I really want to be more surprised than I am...”

[ihateevamarie]

Is it too much to ask for a well-raised, oily 22 year old farmhand to hold me down and shear me like a sheep?

😍😍🙀