this person who my best friend introduced me to is turning 23 today. he loves memes but also npr and spends at least 30 hours a week practicing guitar and likes to talk about his schedule and tell stories about people he loves. he abbreviates every word and thinks saying hashtags out loud is the pinnacle of humor. he is maybe one of the weirdest humans I've ever met and i can't get enough. i always said i would remain heartless but he refused to believe me and now i love him so i guess he won. happiest of birthdays dear ev, looking forward to your 23rd year and it being in chicago, cheers to many more🥂#birthdaybetch #evanlovestojazz 😩🎶🤔 (at Chicago, Illinois)











