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“[loud scream] i dropped a bugle. fuck.” (charlie)
Lost Assorted memes! Status: Accepting! @evcluticnary
Em jumped and was ready to take down the attacker. Then Charlie spoke, and Em had half a mind to slap him instead.
“You scared the fuck outta me! You oka- Wait, you have BUGLES!?”
@evcluticnary | cont. from here
This wasn’t a bulk supply run, this was just Steve getting a chance to be away from the kids for a bit. Not that he didn’t like them, God no he loved those kids. But they could be a lot, and there were a lot. He also wanted something different for dinner than was being prepared for the kids, so that meant he had to get his own supplies.
So he was on his own in the grocery store browsing the shelves and refrigerated cases. Maybe he should’ve brought Jamie, the kid could’ve split up into five of himself and found everything within ten minutes. But then again that would’ve defeated the purpose of coming alone.
But then Steve felt it. The feeling of being watched that had never failed him before. He glanced to the side, seeing the young man there. “Sorry, am I in the way?” Was his cart too far into the aisle instead of to the side? He scooted it over a bit just to be safe.
Adrian glanced down at the grocery list Jackie had handed him before he left home, as if it might have grown longer in the two minutes since he’d last looked at it. Nope, it still read, “tampons, Advil, CHOCOLATE!!” and nothing else. He shook his head fondly and dropped the list back into his cart, which already had copious amounts of all three items in it, deeciding to supplement the list with the ingredients for his mom’s famous risotto, Jackie’s favorite from his culinary repertoire. The situation definitely warranted it.
He had just turned his cart into the aisle for rice when Adrian saw him. At first, he assumed it was just his overactive imagination seeing things that weren’t there. After all, Jackie had quizzed him on the the man just two days ago for her latest Youtube video. On second glance, he would probably turn out to be a seventy-year-old woman, not Captain Freaking America standing in the middle of the grocery store like just another guy.
Nope, on second glance, he still looked like Captain Freaking America.
Holy shit.
Holy -- Shit, he’s talking to me! What do I do!? Wow, he’s even hotter in person... Wait, what did he say? Shit! Quick, respond!
“Hi you Adrian?”
Fuck.
“I mean -- I’m Adrian! You... are standing right here in front of my eyes.” Adrian’s entire face felt like it was on fire. If this man wasn’t actually Captain America, this would be the most humiliating encounter with a stranger he’d ever had. Actually, if he was Captain America, it would still be that. Worse, even.
Fuuuuuuck.
@evcluticnary asked: Charlie didn't share his doodles, usually snapping notebooks shut when someone looked and hiding them away in his backpack or un a drawer under clothes. And he didn't really have the money to buy Peter something, so he went with something he could do. He had one notebook he'd been doodling in all year, some more lifelike than others but all with very careful attention paid to detail, and that was what he plopped down in front of Peter. A simple scribbled message inside wishing a happy birthday along with a scribbled drawing of a rat. // peter birthday !!
PETER DOESN’T WANT TO HOLD ANYONE to expectations when it comes to birthday gifts— after all, he’s more than happy to spend time with the people he’s close to in the first place! Which is why he would have been okay if Charlie didn’t have anything to give him, what matters most is the fact that Peter gets to be with him. Still, the notebook sliding towards him definitely catches his interest, his gaze flickering towards it before he looks at Charlie with a smile.
“You got this for me?” He asks— even if it’s obvious, who ELSE would it be for?— before opening it to see pages covered in doodles, mouth falling slightly open as he reads the happy birthday message, before grinning. “Oh— are these YOURS? This is awesome, you never share this many most of the time!” With that, he begins flipping through, skimming even though he’ll take a closer look later. “Thanks, Charlie! This is really cool, your art’s awesome!”
‘ *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay. ’ (charlie no)
MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS Status: Accepting! @evcluticnary
"That may be, but at least I'm not stupid and straight."
“Okay, maybe it was not the best environment to raise a child in.” (XME, charlie definitely showed em the brotherhood house with its fucking pizza slices stuck to the ceiling and general grossness)
Random asks Status: Always accepting! @evcluticnary
"..."
Em eyed the ceiling dubiously.
"I don't think this is the best environment to raise anyone in."
“I can’t run for my life.” (charlie)
School-Related Sentence Starters Status: Accepting! @evcluticnary
"Really? I'd have never guessed."
“ why the hell is there an alligator in here ? ” (Charlie)
God of Mischief Starters Status: Accepting! @evcluticnary
"There's a perfectly good explanation for this."
"-I don't know what it is, though."
“I think my leg is broken.” (says charlie, the idiot boy)
Injury memes Status: Accepting! @evcluticnary
"You think so?" Xe squints. "Maybe."
