#ever given ship

[yourfavehatesjeffbezos]

The Evergiven!

ever given hates jeff bezos!

[swing-spiderling]

this ever given shit is the funniest thing that’s happened since the absolute whirlwind that was november fifth and i’m so glad tumblr exists for everyone to mercilessly tear the shit out of both the ever given and the suez canal in general

[lovelydeps]

You’re Laughing. A ship got stuck in the Suez Canal after drawing a giant penis on the tracking map, blocking world trades and maritime shipping everywhere and you’re laughing.

[local-seraph]

Maybe the real friendship was the Suez Canal we blocked along the way.

[zibaldone-di-pensieri]

When in the future you'll stuck into something, people will say:

"you did an Evergreen"

[makecavities]

[vastdesolation]

Eren saves the world's economy

[industrious-sloth]

Ever Given, Never Forgotten

 by Beatriz Seelaender 

For days on end one great ship

Which into the Suez did stick

Managed to delay the trips

Of cruises, containers, and cargos,

After having drawn a dick

In the unknowing Red Sea.

A more efficient embargo

A living person has not seen.

  News refreshed evergreen,

Nautical surfers were keen

On keeping up with the knot which,

having besot a blockade

On ten percent of world trade,

Was cheered on for its daring

Anti-capitalist disdain –

Grievances given airing

Screw-ups not ever tame

Ever given did contain

Its own containers and many

Others in a three-day-old traffic

Isn’t this bloody fantastic?

The voice of the people exclaimed.

  Yet Ever Given’s long shift

Was not done giving us gifts

Whilst unmoved by the drifts

The obstruction tossed betwixt the curb,

Boats turn into isles of turf

Its sailors rot but still, nomads grow roots in the sand –

We find that an ephemeral gonad

Was traced in the innocent spume.

  When we all asked but to whom

Did the ship owe its sky-rocketed fame?

An anonymous captain must’ve grinned

and said it was all because of a sandstorm

that swept the phallic trajectory

transforming it into a guilt-trip.

If the penis drawn was to blame

Neither wished for nor seen was an end

And experts tried to explain

while engineers were sent for

to float Ever Given’s bounty which fell to the bottom

Those secret containers became

Buried treasures for future mermen of Asia Minor

Whose knowledge of naval streamliners

Is down to the minimal. But the Ever Given is mythical.

  And how swift the current, taken for granted

Oh, to embark upon the waves without worrying

To read the news without dread

To be intrigued rather than scared –

Thank you, Ever Given, clingy mistress of the Suez

When you were unwieldy with your largeness,

resolved to butt heads with the margins,

You caused much trouble and mirth,

Spread out all over the Earth.