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Best Tumblr Holiday?
Ides of March
Dashcon Anniversary
Eternal Halloween
Ever Given Day
It's Gonna be May
Neil Banging Out the Tunes
May the 4th Be With You
Christmas Eve Eve
Day of the Week Holidays (i.e. Flat Fuck Friday, It's Tuesday, etc)
Actually you forgot the best one it's--
5 years ago today.
Happy Ever Given Day!
A week-long holiday from March 23rd to 29th in which to reflect upon one's worst mistakes with the grace of perspective that at least you did not run a container ship aground in the Suez Canal, blocking $10 billion of global trade every day for six days.
Ways to celebrate:
Take as long as you like making a 14-point turn in a crowded parking lot.
Attempt to widen a section of a local river with a single Tonka Truck.
Stage a reenactment, paint a rendering, or otherwise create an artistic homage to the iconic scene. (Please share here if you do!)
Imagine the worst mistake you could possibly make right now and assess its relative visibility from the International Space Station.
Calculate the actual financial cost of every mistake you have ever made, add it to the cost of every mistake you will ever make, and meditate upon the fact that the sum does not approach $60 billion.
Take up space. 🙌
Me: worried that 7 people is too little for my fictional sci-fi ship crew
Ever Given documentary: this is one of the biggest container ships in the world. It has a crew of 20
Me: no longer worried
Kevin McCarthy losing four five six seven eight ten consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023's boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that's beautiful
omg my home towns own ever given funny boat incident!! look at this:
LIKE that is 2 meters from hitting that house alehrlhajqtl
it became a "tourist" attraction ahahah
Happy anniversary to the 2021 Suez Canal obstruction. 23–29 March 2021 were the funniest 6 days and 7 hours we could have ever asked for.
