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evie!!! you kill me 😭 have some eurotrip banter - alex is in a bad mood because henry won't have sex with him in a six bed dorm.
“No,” Alex mumbles. “But maybe you could agree to a blowjob in a confessional or something.” “We are not having sex in a cathedral,” Henry replies, biting his lip in an increased effort to keep the laughter in. “That is a touch too sacrilegious for me.” “Fine,” Alex replies, his expression softening as he runs his tongue over his bottom lip. Bloody hypocrite, Henry thinks. “A castle. A non-religious monument. A museum!” “Most of those places have tight security,” Henry points out. “I’d rather take my chances at the hostel.” “Not with Prudence around,” Alex points out darkly. “She’s everywhere.” “She’s probably here right now,” Henry teases. Alex pretends to look under the table, then ducks his head back into view. “Either that or she’s been kidnapped.” “Alex, you can’t say that—” “I can and I will,” Alex sighs. “But it doesn’t change that we have two more nights of forced celibacy before I can do some very bad things to you.”
