@everybodyhatesjax
Here comes trouble.
But you're ready for it. You've been ready, you were made to handle customers like these. If Jax is gonna cause problems like he usually does, you'll handle it. All these NPC workers won't have to deal with him, you'll do it. And if he really wants to bother you, then you'll help him remember his employee re-evaluation.
"Oh, hi Jax! Fancy seeing you here! Guess it's my lucky day, haha! Hahahaha! Hahahahahahaaaaanyways!"
"Welcome to McSpiral's! I won't lie, it's basically McDonald's, they're probably just trying to avoid copyright infringement. How can I help you today? Just don't..."
You sigh and lean in, voice dropping so the NPC customers don't hear you. "Don't ask for twenty patties. I'm not doing that."