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every episode of wizards of waverly place: 1x20, Quinceañera  

“Well, I haven’t seen her this upset since she was 15 and she asked if she could have a Quinceañera and we couldn’t afford it.” - Grandma Magdalena

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every episode of wizards of waverly place: Season 1x17, Report Card

"Justin, I heard what you said about your sister through my guinea-pig ears. And if you could do something like that, I can't ignore it. You two bring out the best in each other. Alex. I know I'm going to regret this, but I am returning your powers so that you can train alongside your brother." - Professor Crumbs

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every episode of wizards of waverly place: Season 1x18, Credit Check

“The most important thing is, if one of us has a great idea, we all have a great idea.” - Jerry Russo

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every episode of wizards of waverly place: 1x21, Art Museum Piece

“She's just going to use us. And then send us right back into those dingy, stiff, boring paintings for who knows how many more centuries.” - Mona Lisa

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every episode of wizards of waverly place: Season 1x03, I Almost Drowned in a Chocolate Fountain

“And whatever you do, do not let a Pocket Elf bite you.” - Jerry Russo

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every episode of wizards of waverly place: Season 1x16, Alex in the Middle

“When Kelbo and your father competed to see who'd keep their wizard powers, it was your dad who won the contest. But wizards can't marry non-wizards, so your dad gave Kelbo his powers so that he could marry me.” - Theresa Russo

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every episode of wizards of waverly place: Season 1x09, Movies

“I just illustrated the dangers of spell improv. You have to choose your words very carefully, because in the wizard world, they take you literally.” - Jerry Russo

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every episode of wizards of waverly place: Season 1x01, Crazy Ten Minute Sale