Such a timepiece brag right? Pretending to be all serious but really just showing off neh @tebamolops ?? 😁 Oh well... #showoff #tebatso #shotsbykokie #photography #photographer #mywork #tbt #serious #pose #timepiece #graduation #graduate #flowers #deco #everyhashtagever
Moments ago, I decided to play a little game with @EveryTweet_Ever: #EveryHashtagEver. We've all seen them, but it was time to go full-meta on the biggest offenders the Internet had to offer.
Winners won fleeting, temporary fame via retweet, but because I received dozens great entries, I had to post the winners and other fantastic entries here. Please re-tumbl and enjoy!
@EveryTweet_Ever It's the wedding of people you don't know/care about :) #everyhashtagever
— Lauren (@realgoodtalker)
December 16, 2013
@EveryTweet_Ever This hashtag is really more of a parenthetical statement. #EveryHashtagEver
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik)
December 16, 2013
subpar hashtag game entry #EveryHashtagEver
— Colin Woodford (@cwooood)
December 16, 2013
@EveryTweet_Ever I'm hoping this banal statement will seem funny when it's all one word. #EveryHashtagEver
— Jaime J. Weinman (@weinmanj)
December 16, 2013
— Paul Harris (@PaulFrankHarris)
December 16, 2013
@EveryTweet_Ever A mediocre 17 y.o. pop singer you've never heard of is trying to get 100,000 followers HELP HIM!!! #EveryHashtagEver
— Andrea Streeter (@AndreaStreeter)
December 16, 2013
Really hoping this hashtag will net me even a single new follower. #EveryHashtagEver
— Jeremy Clymer (@JeremyClymer)
December 16, 2013
If I had even glanced at my timeline I'd have noticed that everyone has already made this joke. #EveryHashtagEver @EveryTweet_Ever
— Hunter Felt (@HunterFelt)
December 16, 2013
@EveryTweet_Ever 40-character statement.. 100-characters of hashtags. #EveryHashtagEver.
— Barefoot Grinch (@barefootjim)
December 16, 2013
@EveryTweet_Ever an over abundance of benign hashtags in hopes that strangers will favorite my generic tweet #EveryHashtagEver
— Quincy Pierce (@QuincyPierce1)
December 16, 2013
@EveryTweet_Ever I need validation from strangers on the internet #EveryHashtagEver
— Rey-J. (@rentelligence)
December 16, 2013
@EveryTweet_Ever This game involves puns and pop culture! #EveryHashtagEver
— Bryan Risinger (@Bryan_Risinger)
December 16, 2013
And here's a fun bonus tweet, which pretty much sums up everything:
I failed to get retweeted by @EveryTweet_Ever. I now hate that account and everything it produces.