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Best of the #EveryHashtagEver game!

Moments ago, I decided to play a little game with @EveryTweet_Ever: #EveryHashtagEver. We've all seen them, but it was time to go full-meta on the biggest offenders the Internet had to offer.

Winners won fleeting, temporary fame via retweet, but because I received dozens great entries, I had to post the winners and other fantastic entries here. Please re-tumbl and enjoy!

@EveryTweet_Ever It's the wedding of people you don't know/care about :) #everyhashtagever

— Lauren (@realgoodtalker)

December 16, 2013

@EveryTweet_Ever This hashtag is really more of a parenthetical statement. #EveryHashtagEver

— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik)

December 16, 2013

subpar hashtag game entry #EveryHashtagEver

— Colin Woodford (@cwooood)

December 16, 2013

@EveryTweet_Ever I'm hoping this banal statement will seem funny when it's all one word. #EveryHashtagEver

— Jaime J. Weinman (@weinmanj)

December 16, 2013

— Paul Harris (@PaulFrankHarris)

December 16, 2013

@EveryTweet_Ever A mediocre 17 y.o. pop singer you've never heard of is trying to get 100,000 followers HELP HIM!!! #EveryHashtagEver

— Andrea Streeter (@AndreaStreeter)

December 16, 2013

Really hoping this hashtag will net me even a single new follower. #EveryHashtagEver

— Jeremy Clymer (@JeremyClymer)

December 16, 2013

If I had even glanced at my timeline I'd have noticed that everyone has already made this joke. #EveryHashtagEver @EveryTweet_Ever

— Hunter Felt (@HunterFelt)

December 16, 2013

@EveryTweet_Ever 40-character statement.. 100-characters of hashtags. #EveryHashtagEver.

— Barefoot Grinch (@barefootjim)

December 16, 2013

@EveryTweet_Ever an over abundance of benign hashtags in hopes that strangers will favorite my generic tweet #EveryHashtagEver

— Quincy Pierce (@QuincyPierce1)

December 16, 2013

@EveryTweet_Ever I need validation from strangers on the internet #EveryHashtagEver

— Rey-J. (@rentelligence)

December 16, 2013

@EveryTweet_Ever This game involves puns and pop culture! #EveryHashtagEver

— Bryan Risinger (@Bryan_Risinger)

December 16, 2013

And here's a fun bonus tweet, which pretty much sums up everything:

I failed to get retweeted by @EveryTweet_Ever. I now hate that account and everything it produces.

— Melissa Geschwind (@MGeschwind)

December 16, 2013