Post that will have no reach but it’s okay because it’s for me lol.
I need to talk about how Beef is so round and happy and fat with both love and food and Robert himself is malnourished. That dog is the light of his life and it shows in so many ways, but I think it’s so telling of him as a person that he will feed Beef in abundance before he tries to feed himself anything other than shitty office coffee and a Twinkie. The only other time I can think of him eating anything else is when BLAZER set up spaghetti for him in their mini-date. Which.. he did not pay for nor set up. Props to Mandy for doing that though.
Edited to say I KNOWWW Robert just got out of a coma. But even the state of his apartment- he sleeps in a fucking chair. Beef has his own bed. ROBERT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE HIS OWN BED. He LOVES that dog. Even if I personally think he refuses to buy furniture out of both lack of funds *and* self-punishment (chronic pain Robert I see you) I still think that the way his first priority is this little rotund chihuahua says a lot about him as his character
I just think as a character we should talk about Robert more, rather than just his love interests. He’s so dynamic and fascinating I want to put him in a jar and shake it.