#everyonesdead

[slut-for-literature]

So, my dad died when I was a small child and I am, surprisingly, a grown ass woman. In all this time, I have needed a father figure, and the one I found after countless rejections was mother fucking Philza Minecraft. That motherfucker can deal with the sbi kids, then he can sure handle my dumbass. Plus he’s everyone’s dad already so ye

[rocketfizzrobinson-blog]

Stop in and get #gabs new #comedyalbum #everyonesdead #gab #bonesso #adultwoman #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy #funny #fun #thisgirlisariot #sharkgirl #shark #phineas #gabbonesso.com #laughteristhebestmedicine #rocketfizzrobinson #306mcholmedrive #pittsburgh #pennsylvania #pa #sodapop #candyshop #giftshop (at Rocket Fizz Robinson Township, PA)

[thegabbonessoshow]

Buy my album.

Please.

https://gabbonesso.bandcamp.com

[thegabbonessoshow]

fig. 1 oil on canvass fig. 2 oil in hair

Hey Everybody - 

Last night’s album release show at the Warhol was a huge success. Thank you to every single person who attended the show and braved the Pirate game traffic. It was amazing to see people wrapped around the theater. You are American heroes in my book. Thank you to Gene Collier for being the best opening act this side of the Mississippi. Thanks to Ben Harrison from the Warhol for curating the event. Thanks to Jeff Betten from Misra for making it all possible. 

For those of you unable to join us last night at the Warhol, fear not. More shows are a’coming.

Also... You can still buy or stream my album on iTunes, Amazon, Spotify, Tidal or you can buy it on Bandcamp with additional video footage. The link for Bandcamp is here: EVERYONE’S DEAD (A COMEDY ALBUM)

Upcoming Show Schedule:

Saturday, May 6th LiveBurghStudio (Gibsonia, PA) 8PM

Tuesday, May 9th The Brillobox Comedy Showcase 8PM

Friday, June 2nd The Brillobox: Gab’s INSANE Album Party 7:30PM           

Friday, June 2nd Unplanned Comedy 10PM                                            

Thursday, June 8th The Rex Theater Opening for Brian Posehn 7:30PM

Saturday, June 10th The Arcade Comedy Theater Alternative Showcase 10PM   

Tuesday, June 13th The Brillobox Comedy Showcase 8PM                             

Saturday, June 24th Comtra Theater “Drinking Partners”  7:30PM

JUNE 26th - JUNE 30th Los Angeles Dates TBA

^^^^^ Photo take by Neal Rosenblat.

[thegabbonessoshow]

It was great talking to Sarah Arbogast today on Pgh Today Live on KDKA television.

[thegabbonessoshow]

In 9 days my comedy album will be available on iTunes, Bandcamp, Tidal, Amazon and Spotify.

if you’re in Pittsburgh that same day, we’re having a giant release show at the Warhol Museum.

Check it!

[monika-mullins]

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[theroundbartable]

Random thought nobody wanted to know

What if Shiro is actually Lance from the future (no connection by appearance or anything, it´s just a what if scenario). Imagine he lost every other paladine at some point and all of them died. After he travelled back in time, he became the most famous pilot and since he knows everything which happened to the Shiro of his time he goes along with the Kerberos-mission. Accepting that one year of hell, only to meet his friends again.

The details are up to you though...... just a random thought :)